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06-06-2009, 07:49 AM
| | | | Hot Female Bass Player Wanted (18-25 y/o)
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Saw this today.  http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/muc/1207920426.html
Looking for a hot chick to play bass in our Rock Band.
We are a bunch of old school rockers that have way too many connections and not enough eye candy. You will be thrown into the cogs of Minneapolis folklore in seconds flat. Talent is optional, desire is demanded. We will buy your rig for you if you show interest. This "add" will be stated in your Wikipedia early years paragraph before you became rich and famous and decided to dump us for some enviromentaly concious GBLT sensitive gay music project years latter. |
06-06-2009, 08:00 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New York, NY | | | That's awesome |
06-06-2009, 08:03 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | I want to audition. I'm a soft, white, balding 45-yr-old dude- but that's on the outside. 
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06-06-2009, 08:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Twin Cities, MN | | | Wow. And to think I was dumbfounded this morning when I read my horoscope:
"Today you will buy a wig and try something exciting and new." |
06-06-2009, 08:19 AM
|  | M E T S ... Mets, Mets, Mets! | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NC. Residential Tourist | | They have NO idea what they're in for. 
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06-06-2009, 08:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Markham, Ontario | | At least there's no hidden agenda.  |
06-06-2009, 12:56 PM
|  | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | | I almost feel like going out and buying a wig now... |
06-06-2009, 01:00 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | wow. That's amazing!
we should give em' Fassa's number |
06-06-2009, 01:10 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Seattle, WA | | | This reminds me of that old Bud Light "Ladies Night" commercial. |
06-06-2009, 01:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: St. Peters, MO, USA | | | To move to MN or not to move to MN, that is the question...
Hard question, actually. Decisions... |
06-06-2009, 01:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ventura County, CA | | There's going to be a follow up ad in a few weeks:
"Band with hot female bassist looking for a second bassist to sit behind bass cabinet and actually play all the songs!"
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06-06-2009, 01:54 PM
|  | Registered Bass Offender | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cambria, CA (Central Coast) | | | Would that "hot female bassist" keep posting pics of her and the band in the "Chicks at shows" thread?
I'm 57. For many of the women in my age group, being "hot" has a totally different reason.
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06-06-2009, 02:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Louisiana | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Auricchio Would that "hot female bassist" keep posting pics of her and the band in the "Chicks at shows" thread?
I'm 57. For many of the women in my age group, being "hot" has a totally different reason. | Oh, man, that gave me a laugh! 
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06-06-2009, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Denton, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by NS2A Saw this today. http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/muc/1207920426.html
Looking for a hot chick to play bass in our Rock Band.
We are a bunch of old school rockers that have way too many connections and not enough eye candy. You will be thrown into the cogs of Minneapolis folklore in seconds flat. Talent is optional, desire is demanded. We will buy your rig for you if you show interest. This "add" will be stated in your Wikipedia early years paragraph before you became rich and famous and decided to dump us for some enviromentaly concious GBLT sensitive gay music project years latter. | Now where did I put my pleated Skirt?
Just to complete the Image, I'm 250+ of rolling Man Bacon! 
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06-06-2009, 02:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Troy, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban I want to audition. I'm a soft, white, balding 45-yr-old dude- but that's on the outside. | Ahaha you just made my day.
Thank you, man.
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06-06-2009, 06:09 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Southern New Jersey | | | Well, I'm on the high side of 50, but a female...heck, wish I could get hired on and try to persuade them to buy the rig I've been dreaming of, rather than trying to save up all my tips and spare change and what not until I have enough (prob about $2000 US) to buy the 5 stringer, head and cabs I really want to buy... *Sigh* Oh well, I suspect they wouldn't consider me 'hot' anyway...
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06-06-2009, 06:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | |
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06-06-2009, 06:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | ^^^ What he said ^^^.... More the picture said. |
06-06-2009, 06:41 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | hahaha this is great |
06-06-2009, 06:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Santa Cruz CA | | so they want a hot chick with no talent who will eventually leave their band to get famous somehow? i am so confused. the wikipedia thing is weird as well. Quote:
Originally Posted by jcullen24 Just to complete the Image, I'm 250+ of rolling Man Bacon! | "rolling man bacon" is my new phrase of the week. i will have to find a way to work it into a sentence. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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