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Old 08-05-2009, 05:22 PM
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:34 PM
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I don't think i've ever been impressed with a metal chick singer - it all stinks of gimmick and makes me sick so many crappy hardrock/metal bands with hot chick singers have moderate commercial success based solely on the chicks hotness while providing very little musically.
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Yeah, but I get tired of waking up to the same tats every morning.
she looks like this chick on the Progressive Ins commercials without the tats.
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As much as I love Skillet (though the last album was a modern-rock mess; the new album sounds like its going to be a vast improvement), I gotta say the keyboardist (dark hair) keeps getting less attractive every album, while the drummer (blonde chick) looks continually better every album. Their guitarist has looked like a troll pretty much the entire time.. and John Cooper.. looks increasingly.. not straight..
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Correction .. they actually replace their former blonde female drummer with.. a new, better looking blonde female drummer.
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mosh girl by far the hottest chick in metal

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That brunette chick from Skillet looks like she could bench-press more than me.

Not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that

And no I don't want anyone that looks like that chick in the Progressive ads. Those ads annoy the cr*p out of me and I think "Flo" is a stone dog.

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VIXEN...........Does anybody remember them ???
Yes, but I thought they were dudes (until now). Yikes!
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Maria Brink from In This Moment is by far the hottest metal-ish girl EVER.







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Wendy O'Williams. NUff said.
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Candace Kucsulain of Walls of Jericho. I went to metal fest in worcester when I was in high school, probably like 2002ish, and they were one of the later bands. I was zoning out up in the balcony for a while until they came on, she's definitely an attention grabber, both visually and sonically.


Chicks with massive tattoos?? Man... what a major turn off...
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I'm going to have to go with Liz Buckingham, from Electric Wizard.

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Maria Brink from In This Moment is by far the hottest metal-ish girl EVER.

+2, wink wink

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[quote=pigsonthewing;7779288]Maria Brink from In This Moment is by far the hottest metal-ish girl EVER.






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Remember Femme Fatale?

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Am I the only one who is tired of girls with full sleeves of tats?

Sure it was hot on the first couple of porno chicks that I saw it on, but it has gotten old fast.

I really don't like the ones that are done up with what seem to be just random images with no continuity. they're all kinda like living notebook covers or doodle pads from high school.

Kat Von D for example. I wonder what she's going to look like in 30 years?
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Grog - Die So Fluid (Hot, Lead Singer, Bassist and Twins. Check Mate..)

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