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pklima 11-30-2012 02:13 AM
How to advertise your used bass for sale
 
Genius! Now to make a bass version of this ad.

MoscowRadio 11-30-2012 05:15 AM
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Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.

Darren Low 11-30-2012 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by MoscowRadio (Post 13516397)
Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
wow really neat work! :D

Ubersheist 11-30-2012 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by MoscowRadio (Post 13516397)
Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
That's understandable. Quality takes time.

boynamedsuse 11-30-2012 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by MoscowRadio (Post 13516397)
Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
Show off.


:D

two fingers 11-30-2012 11:40 AM
Dang! I was about 27 1/2 hours into the same concept and you cut me off!

hdracer 11-30-2012 11:53 AM
That is as imaginative as this one

Geroi Asfalta 12-01-2012 12:09 AM
For Sale-
one hot wife

tightest g string around
super curvy body
likes getting slapped
low maintenance
beautiful top and back
volume control


I wonder what kind of odd responses one would receive if put in the free section on cragslist with no photo :hiding:

calshands 12-01-2012 12:32 AM
At least they're not doing this:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-us...un-ebay-145424

Man Uses Scantily Clad Daughter to Sell 1977 Datsun on eBay

mndean 12-01-2012 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by calshands (Post 13520900)
At least they're not doing this:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-us...un-ebay-145424

Man Uses Scantily Clad Daughter to Sell 1977 Datsun on eBay
Isn't that how Mothman was sold? More of the posters referred to her than the bass.

rockinrayduke 12-01-2012 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by hdracer (Post 13518190)
That is as imaginative as this one

That is really good.

funkingroovin 12-02-2012 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Geroi Asfalta (Post 13520870)
For Sale-
one hot wife

tightest g string around
super curvy body
likes getting slapped
low maintenance
beautiful top and back
volume control


I wonder what kind of odd responses one would receive if put in the free section on cragslist with no photo :hiding:
Where'd you find one with a volume control?!

BayStateBass 12-04-2012 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by funkingroovin (Post 13525586)
Where'd you find one with a volume control?!
Beat me to it.....

f64 12-04-2012 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Geroi Asfalta (Post 13520870)
For Sale-
one hot wife

tightest g string around
super curvy body
likes getting slapped
low maintenance
beautiful top and back
volume control


I wonder what kind of odd responses one would receive if put in the free section on cragslist with no photo :hiding:

Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.

boynamedsuse 12-04-2012 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by f64 (Post 13535970)
Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Nice. :smug:

Darren Low 12-05-2012 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by f64

Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Hahaha

Stewie26 12-05-2012 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by f64 (Post 13535970)
Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Best response I have read in a while.

rust_preacher 12-07-2012 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by f64 (Post 13535970)
Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Yeah, must be a split-shaft pot.

Dertygen 12-07-2012 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by f64 (Post 13535970)
Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Holy moly. That was funny!


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