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Old 11-30-2012, 02:13 AM
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How to advertise your used bass for sale

Genius! Now to make a bass version of this ad.

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Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:23 AM
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Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
wow really neat work!
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:59 AM
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Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
That's understandable. Quality takes time.
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:36 AM
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Took me about 30 hours in adobe photoshop.
Show off.


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Dang! I was about 27 1/2 hours into the same concept and you cut me off!
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:53 AM
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That is as imaginative as this one

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Old 12-01-2012, 12:09 AM
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For Sale-
one hot wife

tightest g string around
super curvy body
likes getting slapped
low maintenance
beautiful top and back
volume control


I wonder what kind of odd responses one would receive if put in the free section on cragslist with no photo
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Old 12-01-2012, 12:32 AM
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At least they're not doing this:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-us...un-ebay-145424

Man Uses Scantily Clad Daughter to Sell 1977 Datsun on eBay
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Old 12-01-2012, 08:26 AM
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At least they're not doing this:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-us...un-ebay-145424

Man Uses Scantily Clad Daughter to Sell 1977 Datsun on eBay
Isn't that how Mothman was sold? More of the posters referred to her than the bass.
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:30 AM
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That is as imaginative as this one


That is really good.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:14 AM
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For Sale-
one hot wife

tightest g string around
super curvy body
likes getting slapped
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beautiful top and back
volume control


I wonder what kind of odd responses one would receive if put in the free section on cragslist with no photo
Where'd you find one with a volume control?!
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Old 12-04-2012, 02:48 PM
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Where'd you find one with a volume control?!
Beat me to it.....
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:05 PM
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tightest g string around
super curvy body
likes getting slapped
low maintenance
beautiful top and back
volume control


I wonder what kind of odd responses one would receive if put in the free section on cragslist with no photo

Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:27 PM
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Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Nice.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:46 PM
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Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Hahaha
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Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Best response I have read in a while.
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Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Yeah, must be a split-shaft pot.
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Mine has no volume control, just a tone control. You adjust it with a credit card.
Holy moly. That was funny!
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