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Old 12-06-2007, 12:11 PM
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HOW BIG A HAT CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A GOOBER?

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Hey, its getting really cold outside, and this year I seem
to be feeling colder than ever. Since a lot of heat seems to be lost
from the balding spot on my head, I think I am gonna take up
wearing a hat when I play.

Question is, I don't want to look like a total goober. How big
a hat can i get away with?









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the only thing more w1n than ragequitting talkbass is rage p0sting in ot.
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:16 PM
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:19 PM
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:20 PM
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I think the first one might look good on you bro! Not too big, not too "cowboyesque"...

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Old 12-06-2007, 12:22 PM
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Old 12-06-2007, 01:56 PM
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Wow, buddman and njl. I'm starting to get a distinct 2003 vibe here.
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Wow, buddman and njl. I'm starting to get a distinct 2003 vibe here.
You're quite good at necromancy.
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:23 PM
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:23 PM
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:32 PM
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I'm kind of digging this look. Maybe I need to tune down and
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:32 PM
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You're quite good at necromancy.

When did they grant your parole?
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:35 PM
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Wow, those pleated braids rock. Those would look studly on me
what with my long hair now.
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:29 PM
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Move to Texas. The hat size limit is somewhere in the 3-4ft diameter range.
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