Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #21  
Old 09-23-2001, 01:20 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Houston, Texas
Send a message via ICQ to John Davis Send a message via AIM to John Davis
Sign in to disble this ad
I always just kinda improve in the same key of the song. That last part is really important.
  #22  
Old 09-23-2001, 07:50 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: AL/GA
Talking

...or you could always stop playing, start the big overhead clapping thing, and yell "PUT YO HANDS TOGETHA!!!"
__________________
http://mikechildree.com
  #23  
Old 09-23-2001, 08:15 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Thumbs up

Quote:
Originally posted by mchildree
...or you could always stop playing, start the big overhead clapping thing, and yell "PUT YO HANDS TOGETHA!!!"
And start rapping
"Put your hands in the air!
Wave them 'round like you just don't care!"
  #24  
Old 09-24-2001, 02:59 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
Great thread! I really needed this today as I goofed up yesterday at my weekly church gig. Was just going along and probably started daydreaming and somehow got 2 frets off. Our bandleader (a conservatory music major) and the singer and drummer (professional musicians both) all noticed and got a good laugh at my "flatted 7th" fill. I should have called it my Mixolydian fill!!! It didn't last long till I got back on track but I HATE screwing up and have been a little bummed since yesterday because of it. They laugh it off, I can't seem to so easily. It steams me!!

It seems to happen about once a quarter where somewhere in the middle of the song I just go brain dead. I hate that panicked feeling I get, though.

I think the best remedy when it happens is to just do the fiddle with the equipment thing till you get back on track. I see people do this all the time, but we musicians know what's really going on!!

I feel better now knowing I'm not the only one this happens to. Thanks.
__________________
www.covingtongroup.net
  #25  
Old 10-01-2001, 09:52 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Perth, which is on the empty end of Australia.
I never realised how many ways there are to 'fake it'.

Just do a glissando until you hit something that works. If it takes you more than three bars... you need some more practice.
__________________
Not into long sigs.
  #26  
Old 10-01-2001, 10:08 AM
CS CS is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: UK
I will improvise until I remember. One guitar player I sometimes play with will turn and show me the fretboard.

Going off at a tangent at church we do a song that has a stop start thingie ie the band stop for a bar and the vocals carry on. Unfortunatley the drummer stopped at the wrong point. He stopped so I stopped. THe guitarist went with us and the keyboard player had 400 people staring at her and ironically she was the only one doing it right.
  #27  
Old 10-01-2001, 06:23 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Orange County, CA.
Send a message via AIM to SpankBass
Quote:
Originally posted by Wil Davis
Just keep the groove going - don't worry too much about the notes - after all, jazz is meant to be played like that... :>

- Wil
Homer: Pshh jazz, they just make it up as they go along, I can do that: De de de de de de de...

Marge: Thats mary had a little lamb.

Homer: How about this: Do do do do do do do.

Marge: Thats the same thing, you just replaced the des with dos.

Homer: D'oh


__________________
"Yeah well, if we could all get what we want, I'd be eating dinner out of Hilary Duff's skull right now."
  #28  
Old 10-06-2001, 07:47 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Mantua NJ, US
Send a message via AIM to Bob Clayton
i acted like sumthin was wrong wiht my bass(cable, amp, etc.) until i remembered what to play
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperDuck View Post
An ebay "sniper" program is one thing, getting a vasectomy via ebay is worthy of its own thread. ;)
HELP ME PAY FOR MY JEEP!! (GK RIG FOR SALE)

Off-Roading Club Member #1

Cigar Club Member #31
  #29  
Old 10-13-2001, 05:57 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: SW England
Send a message via Yahoo to playerdelabass
Yeah, I usually go for playing, if I'm sure o' the key of the song I'll head up a pentatonic, usually, sit on the top few notes for a while, by which time I usually know what's going on, and I slide back into the riff.

It's usually (more by chance, or instinct, than skill) the note which I'm hanging on up top, that I should be playing.

You can always slide, just up and off the note, a couple of times. It makes a phat sound at least.
__________________
Bass the best!
  #30  
Old 10-24-2001, 08:00 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Battle Creek, Michigan
At one show, my band's guitarist completely forgot how to play 2 of our songs like right in the middle. That was really really bad. We almost hurt him.
__________________
"We'll roll on with our heads held high, our conscience in the gutter, our dreams up in the sky!"-The Living End

"No matter what you do, don't ever compromise what you believe."-The Ataris

Don't blame me, I voted Libertarian.
  #31  
Old 10-25-2001, 10:42 AM
Supporting Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Quit music. Become a professional mime.

I just had an embarrassing thing happen last week. Not forgetting, but dropping out. I had played the first tune, more of a jam/warm-up kinda thing, on my fretted. Then I switched to my fretless start the "real set" of all original stuff. I had put new batteries into the fretless right before I left the house. Usually I use an A-B box to switch between basses, but that night I didn't bring it, so I pulled out the jacks and switched the basses. Nothing from the fretless. The guitarist had already started the tune, because I come in after a guitar intro. Well, here I go and mime central. My first thought was, "well, the batteries said they were good 'til 2004, but I guess not." Being the first time I'd had to put new batteries in, my mind went there and not to more obvious things, like connections. So I fiddle farted around with the amp, until it hit me--I had the jack that shoulda gone to the bass going to the amp, and had the amp jack in the bass (from a pedalboard). Took me the whole tune to figure this out. But hey, it was a cramped stage and I was standing under a very lovely but annoying paper-shade down light that kept hitting me in the head all night anyway. So maintaining my self-respect was out of the question anyway with my head playing stick to this pinata of a light. Bottom line: things happen. And you're generally far more aware of it than the audience is anyway. So don't sweat it. Although 4 or 5 seconds can seem like an eternity.
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:14 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.