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Old 01-17-2012, 12:47 PM
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How to Get Chicks At Parties With the Bass Guitar

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This guy is pretty funny
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:34 PM
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HA! I liked that.
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:32 PM
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nice trick!
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:02 PM
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:48 PM
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Now, there are no more excuses for those who play in keyboard-less cover bands to not play this tune. OWN IT!!
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Now, there are no more excuses for those who play in keyboard-less cover bands to not play this tune. OWN IT!!
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haha good fun.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:15 PM
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this guy is so funny, he has the best videos about life as a working cruise ship musician.
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:49 AM
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Bootsy shirt, Real Book and Bach on the piano. All Basses covered.
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Old 01-18-2012, 09:55 AM
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Pretty awesome and probably very effective.

But, guys... let's keep this a secret, just between us, so it doesn't get douched up like EVERYBODY did with "More than Words" at EVERY party with an acoustic guitar in the corner in the 90's.

Cool?

Cool.
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Old 01-18-2012, 02:19 PM
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Pretty awesome and probably very effective.

But, guys... let's keep this a secret, just between us, so it doesn't get douched up like EVERYBODY did with "More than Words" at EVERY party with an acoustic guitar in the corner in the 90's.

Cool?

Cool.
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Step 1, approach chick
Step 2, club chick with bass
Step 3, drag her back to your cave
Step 4, ???
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Old 01-23-2012, 04:20 PM
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Matticus Mania you sir are hilarious!
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:26 AM
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Matticus Mania you sir are hilarious!
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i've been breaking out that piano bit at soundchecks, between songs, etc. for years (actually i do it flatpick style). ALWAYS gets a big reaction- and irritates both of our guitar players in the process! WINNING!
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:40 PM
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You can also alter that to play any of the songs in this vid

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Old 01-25-2012, 09:42 PM
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So much for a profound first post - but that made me laugh out loud.

It's funny because, truth be told, it probably works!
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Pretty awesome and probably very effective.

But, guys... let's keep this a secret, just between us, so it doesn't get douched up like EVERYBODY did with "More than Words" at EVERY party with an acoustic guitar in the corner in the 90's.

Cool?

Cool.

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