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11-17-2010, 12:47 AM
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None, The Keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
yall probably heard it B4, but its my favorite.
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11-17-2010, 12:48 AM
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Q: How many drummers to change a light bulb?
A: None, they have a machine that does it better now.
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11-17-2010, 12:51 AM
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If were going to keep posting these light bulb jokes, can we at least come up with some new ones.
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11-17-2010, 12:51 AM
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11-17-2010, 12:53 AM
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11-17-2010, 01:11 AM
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One.
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11-17-2010, 01:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chico, Ca | | How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two
One the change the bulb and the other to get in the kitchen AND MAKE ME A GODDAMNED PIE!!! 
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11-17-2010, 03:19 AM
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None. She'll get someone in the band to do it for her.
How many Lead Guitarists to change a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb and the world will revolve around him.
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11-17-2010, 03:23 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Czech | | | How many gorillas does it to change a light bulb?
One.
But you need a lot of light bulbs. |
11-17-2010, 03:30 AM
| | | | How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it'll take him 4 hours.
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11-17-2010, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by nemo How many gorillas does it to change a light bulb?
One.
But you need a lot of light bulbs. |
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11-17-2010, 03:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pittsburgh, PA | | | How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
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11-17-2010, 03:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Darwin | | Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to talk about how much better they could have done it.
Q: What do you do when you see a bassist drowning?
A: Throw his amp at him.
Q: What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
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There was a guy going to first grade. After one school day he came back and told his mum "Mum! Mum! We did counting today and I was the only person who could get past 4!" and his mum replied "That's because you're a drummer"
The next day he goes to school and we he came back he tells his mum "Mum! Mum! We did the alphabet today and I was the only person who could get past 'G'!" and his mum replied "That's because you're a drummer"
The next day he goes to school and when he came back he told his mum "Mum! Mum! We measured out height today and I'm the tallest in the class!" and his mum replied "That's because you're 26 years old". 
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11-17-2010, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Rangerboy068 "That's because you're 26 years old". | Ha!
When do you know a drum stool's level?
The drummer drools out both sides of his mouth.
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11-17-2010, 04:10 AM
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One to turn the bulb in the socket, and another to complain about it's tone.
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11-17-2010, 04:34 AM
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11-17-2010, 04:35 AM
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11-17-2010, 04:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: alabama | | | One to change the bulb, and nine to debate if it`s the right wattage, make & model, who endorses said bulb, and whether or not it`s too bright. They`ll all agree, though, that bulbs used to be made better "in the good `ol days".
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11-17-2010, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Nerve How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb. | No need - they foresee it's going to burn out eventually anyway?
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11-17-2010, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BryanM How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. | but only their early work with carbon arc lamps....the later stuff with tungsten and florescent is derivative and boring.....
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