How many Emo bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

[guitfiddle0409]

I say at least two -- one to turn the bulb and another hold his hair back so he can see the lightbulb socket....

[SuperDuck]

None- they just sit in the dark and cry.

[EddieN]

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[mrniceguy715]

Lol at the 2nd reply. And your chronotrigger avatar is pretty cool too

[j.a.e.r.i.p]

Originally Posted by SuperDuck

None- they just sit in the dark and cry.

haha that's perfect

[marshmallow83]

2

One to change the bulb and the other to get the knife ready

[Vandelay]

Three. One changes the bulb, and the other two write anguished poems about how much they miss the old one.

[fenderhutz]

Originally Posted by Vandelay

Three. One changes the bulb, and the other two write anguished poems about how much they miss the old one.

I need napkins for the tea that used to be in my mouth.

Q: How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb.

A: Just one. Why does everyone make fun of us?

[Jonyak]

because you touch yourself at night.

[Risen Ashes]

Changing a bulb can be done by a man or woman, but emo "guys" or emo "bassists" wear womens jeans. Therefore they do not understand their own sexuality. Hence emo bassists do not have the ovaries or testes to conduct such an an act!

[whizack]

Six

one to write a poem about the death and rebirth of the light bulb

one to slash his wrists over the horrible loss of the old light bulb

one to be passive agressive about the replacement of the bulb and how it affects others around the bulb, perhaps via a youtube video blog

one to write a poppy love song about how they really miss the old light bulb, which was plageurized from the first emo who wrote the poem.

one to start a website that raises awareness of the injustice that light bulbs must endure and how we can do our part to save them.

and one normal person to change the light bulb and make them all cry in a closet.

[BellBottomBlues]

Originally Posted by Risen Ashes

Changing a bulb can be done by a man or woman, but emo "guys" or emo "bassists" wear womens jeans. Therefore they do not understand their own sexuality. Hence emo bassists do not have the ovaries or testes to conduct such an an act!

You're trying to hard...

[Valerus]

Originally Posted by SuperDuck

None- they just sit in the dark and cry.

nice!

[mjolnir]

Originally Posted by SuperDuck

None- they just sit in the dark and cry.

Perfect answer as far as I'm concerned.

[Aged_Clayman]

Really, this emo stuff isn`t funny anymore. You know who have it to easy? Astrophysicists!

They need an entiry society of them, one to change the bulb an the other to explain what the hell just happened.

Originally Posted by Jonyak

because you touch yourself at night.

Hope you're talking about the emo kid there bubs.

[fenderhutz]

[neurotictim]

Originally Posted by SuperDuck

None- they just sit in the dark and cry.

+1

Nuff said.

[enyapj18]

I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself.