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Old 08-01-2011, 05:29 AM
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb ?......... ten...... one to change the bulb and nine to say that Jimi Hendrix coulda done it better.....
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Old 08-01-2011, 05:40 AM
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Hey, it's takes just as many bass players; one to actually do it and nine more to stand around talking about gear.
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Old 08-01-2011, 06:02 AM
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Same with bass only they would say that Jaco did it with four.
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Old 08-01-2011, 06:27 AM
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only takes 1 singer.

She holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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No the answer is none. They make the drummer change it
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:40 PM
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How many bass players?
None, the keyboardist did it with his left hand.
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