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11-04-2011, 12:51 PM
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How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb? |
11-04-2011, 12:52 PM
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To hold the lightbulb while the Earth revolves around him.
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11-04-2011, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by GrooveWarrior  What nut's are those? | |
11-04-2011, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by GrooveWarrior What nut's are those? | |
11-04-2011, 01:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | I thought the answer was 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say how much better they are at changing light bulbs.
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11-04-2011, 02:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | | Only 1. But someone else has to carry it for him. |
11-04-2011, 02:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lincoln, NE | | | I doubt one would even be capable of doing it, but would blame the soundman for it's not shining on him.
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11-04-2011, 03:20 PM
| | | | How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to do it and hundreds to say how much better they would have been at it.
How many drummers...?
None, they have machines for that now.
How many bass players....?
None, the keyboard player does it with his left hand.
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11-04-2011, 04:10 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the rest of the band better back him/her up.
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11-04-2011, 09:39 PM
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He (or she) would have the drummer do it! |
11-04-2011, 09:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Colorado | | | I actually prefer playing in the dark myself.
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11-04-2011, 10:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Sandpoint, Idaho | | | one, but they'll insist on using their own lightbulb
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11-04-2011, 10:26 PM
| | | | It depends on how many times he breaks said lightbulb with his microphone while trying to imitate Roger Daltry...
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11-04-2011, 10:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Missouri | | | Never happens, they always show up late after the rest of the band gets everything set up and ready to go. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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