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09-06-2007, 09:30 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Auburn Nebraska | | | How to be Metal?
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So I was messing around, and get this yall. Wikipedia has a seperate site that is just full of how to guides. Among these guides is a guide on how to be metal. I have a weird since of humor so I thought it was funny. http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Metal
Anybody find this kinda tickleish? |
09-06-2007, 09:40 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada | | | Was this written by Tipper Gore? Any adherence to such 'guidelines' would likely result in a swift shanking by a good many metal afficianados I've encountered.
Number 3 was my personal favorite:
"Being a metal scenester is quite easy. Just grow your hair out , wear the most obscure metal band shirt you own, and plain jeans. being in a metal band is good, though many people do not have the time to practice 5 hours a day."
Fantastic. |
09-06-2007, 09:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: WI | | Jeez... I thought I was Metal. Now I realize I wasn't even close.
I'm such a poser. 
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09-06-2007, 09:57 PM
| | | | They have a "How To Apply Corpsepaint"
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Wow. |
09-07-2007, 12:24 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Auburn, Washington | | | I think I'll write an article on how to be in a gang.
I'm from a white lower-middle-class family and live in the suburbs. I've never held a gun and don't even drink. But I've played GTA a few times.
I think that qualifies me. |
09-07-2007, 01:13 AM
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Thats not how to be metal. not even close. |
09-07-2007, 01:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cumming Georgia(yes its real) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Poop-Loops I think I'll write an article on how to be in a gang.
I'm from a white lower-middle-class family and live in the suburbs. I've never held a gun and don't even drink. But I've played GTA a few times.
I think that qualifies me. | I would SOOO join your gang.
Hurry, invent a sign we can do with our fingers!
How about an "ok" like motion, but all our other fingers are strait up so we form a " b " for bass.
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09-07-2007, 06:36 AM
| | | | Thats gotta be the stupidest thing I've read all day... |
09-07-2007, 07:51 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | everyone knows that to be truly metal you need to raid as many fetish shops as possible and deck yourself in leather and metal studs  |
09-07-2007, 08:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: brisbane, australia | | haha i wish i could be teh metalz |
09-07-2007, 09:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The land of Cheesesteaks | | Yah, but check this one out! http://www.wikihow.com/Appreciate-Death-Metal
My personal favorite is #2..... Quote: |
Realize that playing and singing death metal requires enormous practice and skill. Even bass players, who don't do the complex leads and melodies associated with death metal guitar, cite to have practiced one piece of music for at least a full year just for a mere audition. | |
09-07-2007, 09:58 AM
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09-07-2007, 10:18 AM
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09-07-2007, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by fenderjazz68 | Haha, a full year of practice, are you kidding me. I mean with the simple lines we play one can master them in no more the 5 months. 
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09-07-2007, 01:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Austin, TX | | "practice 5 hours a day"
uh... i don't think any of the other guys in my metal band practice at all. and that's what makes them metal. 
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09-07-2007, 02:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The land of Cheesesteaks | | LOL! Yah, so maybe in 7 years they will be able to go on tour once the bass player catches up with all the material!  Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshC Haha, a full year of practice, are you kidding me. I mean with the simple lines we play one can master them in no more the 5 months. | |
09-07-2007, 02:38 PM
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Hi-fi into an old tube amp | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: SW | | | I want to be Mullet Metal.
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09-07-2007, 04:05 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Auburn, Washington | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TrevorOfDoom "practice 5 hours a day"
uh... i don't think any of the other guys in my metal band practice at all. and that's what makes them metal. | Yup. http://youtube.com/watch?v=QOb6JSQd-Qw |
09-07-2007, 05:11 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | bwahaha! the "how to appreciate deathmetal" was great.
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