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Old 12-31-2007, 09:53 PM
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my favorite number is on the back
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What is it with this forum and carrots again?
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Don't ask me, ask the fortune cookie.
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What's your favorite number: six, 27, or 38?
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What is it with this forum and carrots again?
carrots are the alpha males of all polls on this forum.
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i wish i knew w t f the carrots thing was.
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i know, i know. but i had to do it because alphamale likes to start trouble here on TB
yea like this week/weekend, sheesh, that kid never quits.
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