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01-03-2008, 08:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albemarle, NC USA | | | How to sell a bass....
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Check out the photos on eBay item number 310012178144. Pay close attention to photo number two at the bottom of the description! WOOO HOOO! Makes me wanna BID!! But the heck with the bass...I want to bid on that babe!
I could use that same method...but can you picture Meatloaf in a lacy camisole? Hey maybe there is a market for that?  | 
01-03-2008, 08:50 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Charleston SC | | | "Cleaned to EBay standards...." as they say...
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01-03-2008, 09:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by deekay911 "Cleaned to EBay standards...." as they say... |  | 
01-03-2008, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by deekay911 "Cleaned to EBay standards...." as they say... | Dunked twice in the toilet????
- Tim | 
01-04-2008, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by tadawson Dunked twice in the toilet????
- Tim | E-Bay standards, Tim | 
01-04-2008, 09:36 AM
| | | | She can be my groupie as long as she lugs my gear.... | 
01-05-2008, 07:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Western Massachusetts | | Will the Ionic breeze be able to get "that" funky smell out of it?  | 
01-05-2008, 07:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | Hubba. She does not look 30. I wish chicks around Wyoming looked half as good as she does. Kuz... Damn 
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01-05-2008, 07:59 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA | | | I thought that the seller's location was ironic. I actually Googled to see if it's a real place. (It is.) | 
01-05-2008, 10:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | Wow, I just noticed that. And it really is a real place. They must get allot of secks down there to name a place like that.
Do you think if I ask for more photos that she would send them to me? 
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01-05-2008, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bassmodder Do you think if I ask for more photos that she would send them to me?  | Lol TB, you guys are hilarious
if she does, post a link here, lol | 
01-05-2008, 11:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Kansas | | | r u guys serious? i think shes friggen ugly. she looks like a friggen nasty whore. yuck.
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01-05-2008, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by caleb5991 r u guys serious? i think shes friggen ugly. she looks like a friggen nasty whore. yuck. | we'll take what we can get? lol | 
01-06-2008, 12:00 AM
|  | layin' it down like pavement | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Kingstown, Rhode Island | | Yup....she's cute alright but she looks about 14 years old. And that bass is almost as big as she is...Might wanna check her ID before talking to her. Could get busted for soliciting a minor...  )-(
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01-06-2008, 10:23 AM
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What, if you get too musical, it cuts off? | 
01-06-2008, 01:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | It said something about the things she never did before she was 30... But yes.... she does look too young to even be 20.
She looks pretty good compared to most girls in Wyoming. Here I am lucky if they have teeth. 
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01-06-2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bassmodder She looks pretty good compared to most girls in Wyoming. Here I am lucky if they have teeth.  | But imagine the things that are possible without teeth. 
Last edited by meev992 : 01-06-2008 at 01:53 PM.
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01-06-2008, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Lalabadie "Musical limiter"
What, if you get too musical, it cuts off? | im sorry right, but that was funny as hell | 
01-06-2008, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by meev992 But imagine the things that are possible without teeth.  | 1. never have to spend money on an expensive steak for her.
2. less talking
3. she can't bite 'you' if you insult her during sexytime
4. reminds you of grandma 
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01-06-2008, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by hartke20g 3. she can't bite 'you' if you insult her during sexytime | exactly what i was thinking
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