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Old 01-03-2008, 08:36 PM
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Check out the photos on eBay item number 310012178144. Pay close attention to photo number two at the bottom of the description! WOOO HOOO! Makes me wanna BID!! But the heck with the bass...I want to bid on that babe!

I could use that same method...but can you picture Meatloaf in a lacy camisole? Hey maybe there is a market for that?
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Old 01-03-2008, 08:50 PM
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"Cleaned to EBay standards...." as they say...
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"Cleaned to EBay standards...." as they say...
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:45 PM
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"Cleaned to EBay standards...." as they say...
Dunked twice in the toilet????

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Dunked twice in the toilet????

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Old 01-04-2008, 09:36 AM
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She can be my groupie as long as she lugs my gear....
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Old 01-05-2008, 07:43 PM
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Will the Ionic breeze be able to get "that" funky smell out of it?
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Old 01-05-2008, 07:48 PM
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Hubba. She does not look 30. I wish chicks around Wyoming looked half as good as she does. Kuz... Damn
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Old 01-05-2008, 07:59 PM
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I thought that the seller's location was ironic. I actually Googled to see if it's a real place. (It is.)
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Old 01-05-2008, 10:00 PM
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Wow, I just noticed that. And it really is a real place. They must get allot of secks down there to name a place like that.

Do you think if I ask for more photos that she would send them to me?
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Old 01-05-2008, 10:25 PM
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Do you think if I ask for more photos that she would send them to me?
Lol TB, you guys are hilarious

if she does, post a link here, lol
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r u guys serious? i think shes friggen ugly. she looks like a friggen nasty whore. yuck.
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r u guys serious? i think shes friggen ugly. she looks like a friggen nasty whore. yuck.
we'll take what we can get? lol
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:00 AM
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Yup....she's cute alright but she looks about 14 years old. And that bass is almost as big as she is...Might wanna check her ID before talking to her. Could get busted for soliciting a minor... )-(
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Old 01-06-2008, 10:23 AM
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"Musical limiter"

What, if you get too musical, it cuts off?
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Old 01-06-2008, 01:29 PM
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It said something about the things she never did before she was 30... But yes.... she does look too young to even be 20.

She looks pretty good compared to most girls in Wyoming. Here I am lucky if they have teeth.
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She looks pretty good compared to most girls in Wyoming. Here I am lucky if they have teeth.
But imagine the things that are possible without teeth.

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Old 01-06-2008, 05:00 PM
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"Musical limiter"

What, if you get too musical, it cuts off?
im sorry right, but that was funny as hell
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But imagine the things that are possible without teeth.
1. never have to spend money on an expensive steak for her.
2. less talking
3. she can't bite 'you' if you insult her during sexytime
4. reminds you of grandma

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3. she can't bite 'you' if you insult her during sexytime
exactly what i was thinking

officially, this thread got weird.
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