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Old 05-08-2008, 11:14 AM
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How to shut up a big mouth singer in studio

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I figured id post this here cause i think its funny as hell.

Im recording this local band at my studio. The band is ok but the singer is a pain in the ass. hes bicthing his musiciens,studio and stuff. I think you get the picture.

The problem is, hes not that good a singer so last night i tell him " hey im gonna process your voice a bit before we do more cuts. All of his band is in the room plus two of their friends " cute girls" may i add.

So i solo his voice track, crank the amp to freaking 13 and let it play for a good 5 mins, dry dock.

It sounded soooo bad it was a joke.


He never said another word for the whole night
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:22 AM
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you can always turn on the pitch corrector and when it starts smoking they get the picture pretty quick.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:27 AM
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Too funny. You gotta love people who have the ego but not the talent to back it up.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:29 PM
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thats classic, i'm gonna remember that for those LSD infected singers...

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Old 05-09-2008, 08:07 PM
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