| Dang I guess I'll have to rewrite my whole blues song!
I couldn't get up this morning,
I couldn't find the right shoes,
I guess I could have worn Gucci,
But all I had were blue,
OHhh Yeah,
I got them metrosexual blues.
Well after I changed my clothes,
I went down to the store,
I asked for some Evian Water,
but they didn't have no more,
OOhh Yeah, Now what's my poodle gonna do?
I ain't got no bottled no water,
but I got them metrosexual blues,
Now when I went out to go golfing,
I went to the country club,
I only shot them double bogeys,
And I landed in the Pub,
OOH Yeah,
I got them metrosexual blues!
(interlude)
Now when monday comes around,
And everyone goes back to work,
I go and get a pedicure,
From some hippie jerk,
OOH Yeah,
I got them metrosexual blues. | 
