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Old 01-03-2012, 01:48 AM
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Two days tops, maybe two hours, great read! It always beggared belief that corporations can pay huge loss making company execs bonuses, doh!
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I was disappointed to learn that I don't need a cult of personality, though.
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There are some points worthy of a "Band Management" discussion. A dictatorship can be a very efficient operation. It can also be extremely inefficient, especially if the dictator keeps "order" by constantly pitting elements of his power base against one another.
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I was disappointed to learn that I don't need a cult of personality, though.
the only cult you need is your throng of followers who worship your tight leather pants and microphone scarves
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There are some points worthy of a "Band Management" discussion.
Definitely, but I don't want people taking this too seriously.

But if you think of your fanbase as the general population and your bandmates as your cronies...
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the only cult you need is your throng of followers who worship your tight leather pants and microphone scarves
Y'know, I wish I played in a band named Thong Of Followers.
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Definitely, but I don't want people taking this too seriously.

But if you think of your fanbase as the general population and your bandmates as your cronies...

Y'know, I wish I played in a band named Thong Of Followers.
How about followers of thong?
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that article was kim-thong-Ill
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Definitely, but I don't want people taking this too seriously.

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I agree, keep this thread humorously on-topic!
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Tyranny can become wholly tolerable when there's money in hands after gigs and plenty of beer in the rehearsal space 'fridge.
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Tyranny can become wholly tolerable when there's money in hands after gigs and plenty of beer in the rehearsal space 'fridge.
As long as your tyrannical bandleader doesn't send you out to beat up fans of other bands!
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