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View Poll Results: How do you play when gigging on stage?
Standing straight upright ala Beatles mode 92 25.92%
Sitting on a chair 18 5.07%
Swinging left and right 117 32.96%
Dancing 78 21.97%
Hopping 52 14.65%
Power stance 142 40.00%
Squatting 17 4.79%
Headbanging 96 27.04%
Running around wildly 69 19.44%
Others 83 23.38%
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:25 AM
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How you stand when gigging on stage

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I am curious about the way fellow TB'ers stand when performing on stage regardless of genre of music they play.

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Old 08-08-2008, 12:31 AM
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I stand like......... like am standing over the whole of the universe
power stand!
(serious mode on) depending upon the music and how am feeling i am Dancing Hopping Squatting Headbanging Jumping
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:39 AM
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you can usually find me swinging left and right like an inverted pendulum...

but sometimes i bring my 30 foot cable to big band practice and hop around the brass section...
(i'm usually on their riser, to stage right, with my amp on the floor...)
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:43 AM
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I sit all the time. I'm only able to stand at all for a minute anyway, playing or not, so it's not really fair for me to answer. But I did anyway.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:43 AM
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:03 AM
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Pretty much everything but sitting. My normal stance is standing with my weight on one leg and kind of bouncing and twisting left and right... if that makes sense...
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:55 AM
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I'm usually somewhere in the crowd, bobbing, weaving, float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Gotta be moving to get the crowd going.
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I usually hold myself up with one leg and then keep the ball of my other foot on the floor and kind of bob up and down/front to back in time with the music. I stomp my foot alot too.

And when things start getting fast and i get into it i do some random stuff.
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Stop standing and being boring.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:24 AM
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I voted "other" cause I do all others except "Standing straight upright ala Beatles mode" and "Sitting on a chair"
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:27 AM
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I SIT DOWN. hahahahahaha jk
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:40 AM
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I'm all over the stage and my cable is usually a tangled mess by the end of our set
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I only sit for classical (guitar) gigs, and the occasional jazz (guitar) gig.

I do usually take off my shoes, though.
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:33 AM
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You forgot one of the best stances, when you take one foot and rest it on one of the monitors.




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You forgot one of the best stances, when you take one foot and rest it on one of the monitors.




I think that you can call it the Ultimate Power Stance (UPS)
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Sitting??!?!?!?!

Who the hell sits on a real gig? =)

You didnt mention the ox stance...just stand in front of your amp and let the noted bring the house down.
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Sitting??!?!?!?!

Who the hell sits on a real gig? =)
Um, every orchestral bassist, for one. Just about every ABGist, pit bassist, etc...
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I stand in a way that allows me to play most effeciently. Anything else is posing.
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Standing most of the time. Sometimes swaying or power stance if things are appropriate. I've bounced before, but it's rare and it's been a while.
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When I first started in bands, I pretty much stood still. But now I find myself enjoying the expressive, interactive, and just plain fun elements of gigs as much as the music itself. I'm almost always moving!

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