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Old 10-26-2009, 04:34 PM
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Hope the solution to life's problems is better thought out than the bass
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Old 10-26-2009, 04:41 PM
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Base your life on Christ. Center your life around God essentially what it is saying.

I like the shirt, but I'm not big on printed Ts.
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Old 10-26-2009, 04:43 PM
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/8-6.htm

BTW, the bass on the shirt looks like it has an SX Headstock....


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Old 10-26-2009, 10:17 PM
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i'm curious as if it is active and those nobs are volume and blend or if their wired in such a way that it's master volume tone
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:36 PM
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We all have the occasional fond thought of you too, Moose...
Looking for a job in audio/staging ect. in Portland. PM me for my resume.
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:38 PM
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i dont really care for the way they are trying to get the message across here......i mean comeon....thats a realy dorky shirt.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:26 PM
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Short scale bass eh? Might be their take on a longhorn or something. The amp ain't big enough though.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:31 PM
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It's just really far away
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We all have the occasional fond thought of you too, Moose...
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:36 PM
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Jesus has some string spacing issues at the nut.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:40 PM
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I like it. Jesus is cool.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:47 PM
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The design isn't very good. Instead of it reading "Bass your life on Christ" (a pun for "base your life on Christ") it reads more like "Bass: Your Life on Christ" (meaning something like "bass is what results from your life being under the influence of a chemical substance known as 'christ'")
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:50 PM
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The graphic is not the greatest but I kinda like it. Where is this shirt from?

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Old 10-29-2009, 03:51 PM
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The design isn't very good. Instead of it reading "Bass your life on Christ" (a pun for "base your life on Christ") it reads more like "Bass: Your Life on Christ" (meaning something like "bass is what results from your life being under the influence of a chemical substance known as 'christ'")
Good thing it wasn't "Base----Your life on Christ"
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Even Jesus cannot make puns cool.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:53 PM
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I don't think Jesus would use a pick
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:18 PM
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^^^^ LOL!!!
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:45 PM
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Surprisingly, it looks like it's intonated properly
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:53 PM
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Good message.......Cheese-filled delivery.....


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Old 10-29-2009, 08:16 PM
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Good message.......Cheese-filled delivery.....


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Ah, but then that seems to be the issue with many Christian deliveries lately. I listen to the local Christian Radio station and some songs are really great, and some are so cheesy I think Chester Cheetah would puke. I know they must strive to reach a broad based audience, but really....
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:18 PM
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Just don't like it rammed down my throat.
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