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Old 09-27-2001, 11:39 AM
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True, it's not funny. War is NOT funny, or all that glorious, or any of that junk Hollywood and the spin-artists want us to believe.
It's horrible and most of the people here at TB, if not all of them, cannot even fathom what it would be like be at war with another country. And in that respect maybe that shows a bit of ignorance, and maybe we shouldn't be making jokes and helping foster ill-will towards other countries. But are we doing that? I don't believe so.
I believe the majority of everyone here would rather work this out peacefully and without bloodshed. But that isn't possible anymore - OBL, or whoever, has decided that for us.
How many times should we turn a cheeck, when is enough enough? You know OBL and the other factions of terrorism aren't going to stop.
But I'm getting WAAAY off subject here. Hey humor is different for everyone. While I don't think any of this is all that bad, I can see where some could be offended. But it really is harmless fun and a way for some to vent their frustrations.
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Old 09-27-2001, 03:35 PM
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Hey humor is different for everyone. While I don't think any of this is all that bad, I can see where some could be offended. But it really is harmless fun and a way for some to vent their frustrations.
Humour is a psychological defence mechanism used by people to defuse nervous tension - ever been nervous yourself, and made an inane joke with another person, and the two of you giggle nervously? It can be harmless, even therapeutic, for the joke teller and the joke listener, but the target of the joke may be offended - so we should all be aware of who we are joking about, and be sensitive.
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I agree Bass. Tact and sensitivity should always be taken into consideration.
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Old 09-28-2001, 06:14 AM
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I'm glad you drew that analogy.

It's sad to say but remarks that the "Americans brought this on themselves" strike me as hauntingly familiar to the apathy toward the Jews being targeted by the Nazis. Kill jews because they are jews. Not that they did anything to harm us. And even if they did, no sense in just going after individuals, go after all of them.

OBL is akin to Hitler in his rhetoric, those who follow are akin to SS, those who sympathize are like the Nazi party, and those who feel it was justified or brought on by our policies or say it was bound to happen due to our ignorance or find some rationalization in the attack are the same as the bastards who allowed Hitler to spread destruction all over a large part of the planet.

Very True

Just like those jews, innocent Americans were intentionally targeted because they simply are Americans. Children, women, etc. having nothing to do with so-called American Imperialism or foreign policy decisions.

Yeah, but those civilian men...
Yeah, I, unlike some people do believe that women can vote and have some power, though not as much as theyy should, perhaps.

Just people going to work to pay the rent and feed the kids.



OBL has already been indited for involvement in previous acts with evidence available. Had we had the outrage then as now, maybe there would have been some world support in our taking action to apprehend him years ago. Instead, there was the omnipresent anti American-Imperialism attitude, leading to lack of international cooperation.

Better late than never, but tell that to the innocent victims.

I heard a small plane go over the video store last night when I was out with my wife and daughter. I was worried because it sounded like it was flying pretty low. I looked at my girls all night thinking "why would anyone want to do anything to them? What did they do to anybody?" I was worried about simply breathing the air.

Let someone tell me again... "YOU AMERICANS, YOU BRING THIS ON YOURSELVES WITH YOUR IMPERIALIST POLICIES, SUPPORT OF ISRAEL, AND SUPERIOR ATTITUDES. YOU WASTE MORE FUEL THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY. YOU POLUTE MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY. YOU SUPPORTED THE MUJAHADEEN AGAINST THE SOVS. YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS. YOU AMERICANS KNOW NOTHING OF EUROPE OR ASIA OR AFRICA."

Kiss it. I could give a cold turd for anywhere else on the planet.


Yeah, you agree with our foreign policy. Just nuke 'em, foreign civilians aren't people. Our government brings it upon itself, but our civilians do not.
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Old 09-28-2001, 06:37 AM
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Yeah, you agree with our foreign policy. Just nuke 'em, foreign civilians aren't people. Our government brings it upon itself, but our civilians do not.
Just nuke who? This is the point - the hijackers have been identified as mostly Saudi Arabians nationals and the apparent leader was an Egyptian. They had never been to Afghanistan and one of them had been in the US for over 10 years.

So what's any of this got to do with Afghanistan?

Or are you syaing that all "foreign civilians aren't people" and they should all be nuked?
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Yeah, but those civilian men...
Yeah, I, unlike some people do believe that women can vote and have some power, though not as much as theyy should, perhaps.

Just people going to work to pay the rent and feed the kids.

OBL has already been indited for involvement in previous acts with evidence available. Had we had the outrage then as now, maybe there would have been some world support in our taking action to apprehend him years ago. Instead, there was the omnipresent anti American-Imperialism attitude, leading to lack of international cooperation.

Better late than never, but tell that to the innocent victims.

I heard a small plane go over the video store last night when I was out with my wife and daughter. I was worried because it sounded like it was flying pretty low. I looked at my girls all night thinking "why would anyone want to do anything to them? What did they do to anybody?" I was worried about simply breathing the air.

Let someone tell me again... "YOU AMERICANS, YOU BRING THIS ON YOURSELVES WITH YOUR IMPERIALIST POLICIES, SUPPORT OF ISRAEL, AND SUPERIOR ATTITUDES. YOU WASTE MORE FUEL THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY. YOU POLUTE MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY. YOU SUPPORTED THE MUJAHADEEN AGAINST THE SOVS. YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS. YOU AMERICANS KNOW NOTHING OF EUROPE OR ASIA OR AFRICA."

Kiss it. I could give a cold turd for anywhere else on the planet.


Yeah, you agree with our foreign policy. Just nuke 'em, foreign civilians aren't people. Our government brings it upon itself, but our civilians do not. [/b]
WHOA!!!

What???
Please explain this.
Are you implying by this post that I support nuking anyone?
Are you implying that I don't think of foreign civilians as people?
Where did you determine that I agree with anyone's foreign policy?

What are you trying to say? Nuke whom?

And what do you mean by ...those civilian men...?

I also don't understand what you are saying about women's right to vote and exercise power.
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No, i didn't say you implied it, and i'm sorry you took it that way. I realize I misworded it, and should have been more careful. I apologize for this.

"I could give a cold turd for anywhere else on the planet" is the typical American reaction, that people in other countries do not matter. I did not mean to say that it was you, just that your statement agreed with other people. I was being inconsiderate and stupid in my response, and I'm sorry about that. I was not supporting this view, or saying that anyone on the board supported it. I accidentally said that, because I was just reacting to the statement. Sorry about that.

My point was that there is no one to nuke (or heavily bomb with conventional and incendiary weapons, as has been the method since WWII), but that people want to destroy the whole area (of Afghanistan and other places he might be hiding) to get Osama and his terrorist groups.

The thing about the civilian men was that you said the women and children had nothing to do with the decision, and I was trying to point out that the men didn't either, by saying the reverse. Anyway, I was also saying that if men influenced the decisions of the government, women did as much as the men. I was just pointing out an often-made mistake separating women and children from men in situations like these.


well anyway,now I realize the danger in not being straightforward in my responses, and that sarcasm and implications can very easily be misinterpreted, because not everyone follows my train of thought. I would say "I'm sorry if I offended anybody" but I realize I did offend people, so I'm very sorry for that. I hope I'm not kicked off the boards.
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Old 09-28-2001, 06:20 PM
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Eric, maybe this thread should die... It's probably too soon for many people, to joke about it at all.
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yeah, maybe you should delete it, I don't like arguing with people I don't hate. ANd I don't hate ya'll, and I'm arguing with some of you. So maybe we can be like The Party and pretend it never happened.
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Why whenever someone doesn't like a post are there calls for "delete it"? That's censorship. If people don't like what they're reading then just don't read it.

I like the points that have been made by some people in this thread (Comakazi, Apouncer, Zulufunk - except the cold turd statement) because they might give a different opinion to mine and too each other, and for any situation that's always interesting to read.
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Old 09-28-2001, 08:46 PM
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yeah, you're actually right, I was becoming my enemy. Thanks for pointing it out before I got carried away. I was just over-cautious about not being kicked off the boards.

No one liked my statements? (impales self with rusty bardiche)
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Ok...here's the deal. This Thread is going to be shut down (but not deleted). If you wish to continue such arguances, that do not happen to pertain to gigs nor humor, please do so in OT. Thank You.
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If you wish to continue such arguances, that do not happen to pertain to gigs nor humor, please do so in OT.
or just use the PM... i don´t think the zero tolerance state on OT will let you do that....

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