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Old 07-21-2008, 05:33 AM
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:52 AM
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I guess my sense of humor sucks... I didn't find that funny at all. =/
+1 and your commentry was pretty annoying, reminded me of one of those really bad you've been framed type programs.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:21 PM
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Sheesh...
Phil, please DO listen to the nay-sayers.
That way, you'll have more fuel for your surreal fire!


For the cretinous and sundry that think Phil is a talentless hack...why don't you go back to your fIeLdY blow-up doll?
I've known Phil for years, and I happen to think he's a peculiarly talented hack!


He can play rings around his emo-wannabe critics, and his thought patterns are not for the faint...he only hides in that old, bald, somewhat smelly carcass, waiting...waiting...
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:34 PM
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+1 and your commentry was pretty annoying, reminded me of one of those really bad you've been framed type programs.
yeah like worlds whacked out sports but worse as whacked out sports can sometimes be quite funny where as that was just lame
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:16 PM
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WHY DO YOU PICK ON SUCH TALENT AND PERFECTION!
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:19 PM
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Your delivery was much better on this one, and the targets perhaps more worthy

So who goes in the next one though? Sheehan?

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Your delivery was much better on this one, and the targets perhaps more worthy

So who goes in the next one though? Sheehan?

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-.- Sheehan is a real musician,listen to his albums please.



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Old 07-24-2008, 06:35 PM
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Your delivery was much better on this one, and the targets perhaps more worthy

So who goes in the next one though? Sheehan?

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Nope, I agree that Billy Sheehan is actually a very good bassist, maybe a little over the top for me sometimes but at least he is a bonafide musician and bassist.

Actually, that was the absolute, last and final chapter of "Worst Bassist In The World", it just doesn;t get any worse than Bizarro Larry David, that's fer danged sure, NOBODY else in the whole world could suck that bad in my opinion!
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Old 07-26-2008, 06:30 AM
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No doubt about it, Billy Sheehan is one of _the_ dudes... but if you cut some live footage of him soloing in between Joey DiMaio & Michael Anthony, and showed it to a non-bassist I bet you'd get much the same reaction!

Oh, and Bizarro Larry David - there's never gonna be any context that justifies him. Yeah, you don't top that in a hurry. But if you find it, I trust you'll share

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i always hated that they didn't have a "great" bassist playing with them. i remember seeing DLR tour for eat'em and smile, and it was fantastic (billy sheehan and steve vai together w00t). it was like what van halen -could've- been, if eddie didn't drink and MA knew how to play.
I think they would have been horrible. With EVH's ego, having a root bassist like MA was perfect for the band, IMO. Plus, his added vocals did more for VH than any bass playing would have. Again, IMO

Billy Sheehan and Steve Vai seem pretty down to earth, and don't have NEAR the ego that the Van Halen brats have. I think that's the main reason the worked so well together. I saw DLR for the Skyscraper tour. Unfortunately, Sheehan wasn't there, but Vai was!
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