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Old 06-14-2009, 08:14 PM
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Hey guys.

My legacy is finally proven - my son, who is not even two years old yet:



Also: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=55707325

I am so proud.

Anybody else got moments of youngling joy to show?
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It's not a bass!!!

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Old 06-14-2009, 08:28 PM
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Perhaps not, but I tune it like a bass. :P
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Thunderbird short scale 8 string...one of a kind!!!

...for sale on CL in a few years...10 zillion $$$...
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The instrument, my Mandobird VIII, is not the focus of the post. :|
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Obviously not: the player of the "little bass" is...cherish the moment, JB...maybe one day he'll want to glom onto your 4 string hardware, & maybe out-play you. FWIW, our 4 year old is crazy for my guitars & basses also. I bought her a little pink Harmony 6 string that she loves to rock out with.
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I hope he does out play me. I am mediocre at best. He has so much ahead of him though, so much time with which to get awesome.
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That's great. My daughter, also nearing two, only likes percussion and dance. Strings and melody are too much trouble.
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Man, that's so cool!!!

That gave me ideas because I'll soon be a Godfather!
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Woohoo! Rock on kiddo! We're expecting our first baby any day now. I can't wait for "proud papa" moments like this. Cheers to you and the family!
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It's not a bass!!!

Told my son he had to learn drums so I could quit using a drum machine and stop hiring duds.
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So how do you like that Mandobird, did you get it setup? That was quite an ordeal you went through with that one.
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Thats awesome

here's me and my oldest when he was @ 4



He made me buy a guitar when he was 3 - knocked one over in a music store. Its a crazy looking B. C. Rich weapon - his punishment is he has to take guitar lessons when he's ready
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So how do you like that Mandobird, did you get it setup? That was quite an ordeal you went through with that one.
Oh yea, digging it.

Turns out they (mandobirds) use guitar strings of a light gauge, so I got replacements and got the frets all cleaned up and whatnot. D string was wrapped a little funny around the bead, so the wire keeps it from going all the way through to the bridge like the others, so it detunes pretty easily, but while it remains in tune, it's awesome.

Been learning REM songs. Mastered Losing My Religion yesterday in between letting my son tool around with it. He Actually started experimenting with frets and how they work and got a simple couple chords down. I am very excited about it.
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He made me buy a guitar when he was 3 - knocked one over in a music store. Its a crazy looking B. C. Rich weapon - his punishment is he has to take guitar lessons when he's ready
What a horrible punishment! =P

Thread makes me want to teach kids how to make music
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:44 PM
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Hey guys.

My legacy is finally proven - my son, who is not even two years old yet:



Also: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=55707325

I am so proud.

Anybody else got moments of youngling joy to show?
I have almost the exact same pic of my son, nearly two at the time, with an identical looking 8-string mandobird. Your son looks like he's actually playing, though.

I need to take a father-son pic with mandobird and thunderbird.
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Jimmy we need to get your boy and my ballerina together. Throw in one of the kiddy drummers and we have a mini rhythm section!
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The instrument, my Mandobird VIII, is not the focus of the post. :|
Jimmy, it could have been a picture of Pamela Anderson nude playing your ax, and guess what we would have noticed? We be sick and twisted bass players.
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:35 AM
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I have almost the exact same pic of my son, nearly two at the time, with an identical looking 8-string mandobird. Your son looks like he's actually playing, though.

I need to take a father-son pic with mandobird and thunderbird.
He was playing, after a fashion. He was strumming and fretting different ways. Not a real tune, but he was testing it out pretty good.

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Jimmy we need to get your boy and my ballerina together. Throw in one of the kiddy drummers and we have a mini rhythm section!
Indeedy.
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At first I was like "aww He got him a beast first bass."
Then I was like "That ain't no bass."
Then I was "is it a Firebird? or some kind of 8 string bass monster?"(never have seen one)
And now I'm like "Oh, he's going to grow up and be the best type of guitarist. One with a profound sense of rhythm."

So it's a Mandobird? Is that seriously what it's called?
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