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Old 11-10-2012, 09:34 AM
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Looking forward to that... haRd to imagine a cuter outfit on this magnificent specimen though!
Fixed it for you...
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:40 PM
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:52 PM
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First gig with added new pianist/singer.





And a great photo of our old singer... well, not old, she turns 20 next month. But the singer who's been in the band since the beginning.

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Old 11-11-2012, 01:17 PM
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And after 38 pages I realized that I forgot someone! I've played with a singer/songwriter for a very short time. She's still a very good friend of mine, luckily


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Old 11-11-2012, 01:19 PM
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:37 PM
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Good golly. You've been holding out on us BA. If she's half as wonderful to listen to as she is to look at... wow.

More please. Audio too.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:44 PM
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To be honest, I haven't heard her sing for a year or two. She's not that much of a performer, prefers writing over playing live. So I don't have any audio, unfortunately.
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Old 11-11-2012, 02:44 PM
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I am not currently backing a female singer but I do want to contribute. This pic is taken of a band I was in that existed back before BA was born.

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Old 11-11-2012, 03:17 PM
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:32 PM
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...
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I love my job.
Wow...

And more importantly, WE love your job too!
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:40 PM
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Good God! We are living vicariously through you my friend.
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:22 PM
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And a great photo of our old singer... well, not old, she turns 20 next month. But the singer who's been in the band since the beginning.

Thank God 18 is the legal age in my country

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And after 38 pages I realized that I forgot someone! I've played with a singer/songwriter for a very short time. She's still a very good friend of mine, luckily


Must. Move. To The Netherlands...

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I love my job.
Damnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoud amnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyouda mnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyou...
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Old 11-12-2012, 12:17 AM
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Will I qualify if there's a one-off gig coming up with a HSB?
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Old 11-12-2012, 01:16 AM
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Continuing where BA has a strong preference, we played last Saturday with a new singer filling in, as our normal singer coul'dn't make it..




Boy, did we have fun.. And our normal singer isn't any less fun to look at..

Yes, you should all move to the Netherlands I guess..
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Old 11-12-2012, 01:28 AM
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Will I qualify if there's a one-off gig coming up with a HSB?
I guess who really qualifies is up to plankspanker, but I'm sure everyone wants you to post pictures from this gig in this thread.
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Old 11-12-2012, 03:57 AM
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I guess who really qualifies is up to plankspanker, but I'm sure everyone wants you to post pictures from this gig in this thread.
First rehearsal on Thursday. With her permission, this should be possible. And, she can only join the band if I am allowed to post her pics. Keep your eyelids peeled.
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Old 11-12-2012, 06:21 AM
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Will I qualify if there's a one-off gig coming up with a HSB?
of course!
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Old 11-12-2012, 06:32 AM
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i'm struck dumb by her... every. single time.
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Old 11-12-2012, 06:34 AM
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Continuing where BA has a strong preference, we played last Saturday with a new singer filling in, as our normal singer coul'dn't make it..




Boy, did we have fun.. And our normal singer isn't any less fun to look at..

Yes, you should all move to the Netherlands I guess..
yes please!
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Old 11-12-2012, 06:38 AM
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I am not currently backing a female singer but I do want to contribute. This pic is taken of a band I was in that existed back before BA was born.

front/right against the tree: dang!

i'm guessing 1981? what's the band name?
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