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You mentioned leaving; I interpreted that as I did, since this is not the first time that I have been called in your wake, Paul.
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Old 04-04-2012, 01:40 PM
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(From this recent pitch video.)
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Old 04-04-2012, 01:44 PM
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Probably my favorite pic of all time!
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+1 I'd really like to hear the back story.
right before we went on a few months ago i pulled my phone out, snuck up behind, and snapped this. it was maybe a foot or so from her face. she hammed it up perfectly.
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Old 04-04-2012, 01:48 PM
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right before we went on a few months ago i pulled my phone out, snuck up behind, and snapped this. it was maybe a foot or so from her face. she hammed it up perfectly.
Yes, she played it very well. I'm down near Wilson, NC. I really need to get up to hear you guys sometime.
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:18 PM
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I guess this is the first half of my entry; I'm currently backing another 'hot singerbabe', but it just started, and we don't have any photos together yet... once it happens i'll post for all. In the mean time, here's the first 'hot singerbabe' i backed (also including the hot keyboard player, because I was hooking up with her on the side during the whole band run...)











so, uh... does that get me a number?
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You mentioned leaving; I interpreted that as I did, since this is not the first time that I have been called in your wake, Paul.
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Old 04-04-2012, 06:41 PM
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I just remembered who your singer reminds me of. The babysitter from Goodfellas! (Welker White, who played Lois Byrd)



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the first band i was in, a LONG time ago had a chick singer.
that was a fun band, but it broke up too quick.
im not in any of the photos...



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Old 04-04-2012, 06:49 PM
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Your keys player isn't too shabby, either!

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I just remembered who your singer reminds me of. The babysitter from Goodfellas! (Welker White, who played Lois Boyd)
My girl's way hotter

Although I personally regard her as a more of a little sister, she's cute as a bug don't you think?
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My girl's way hotter

Although I personally regard her as a more of a little sister, she's cute as a bug don't you think?
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:03 PM
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Yes! Very much "girl next door".

Of course, I'm old enough to be her father.
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:06 PM
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A few times a year I am part of the house band for 'Chick Singer Night' here in Madison. This is an organized format duplicated in most every major city in the US and even some European cities.
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:15 PM
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I just remembered who your singer reminds me of. The babysitter from Goodfellas! (Welker White, who played Lois Boyd)

I believe the character's name was "Lois Byrd".
Sorry, couldn't resist the correction, Goodfellas is one of my faves.
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:28 PM
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i also backed up this woman for a while... she is a great, great singer and super cool.
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:29 PM
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My girl's way hotter

Although I personally regard her as a more of a little sister, she's cute as a bug don't you think?
yep. so very cute!
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:31 PM
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Yes, she played it very well. I'm down near Wilson, NC. I really need to get up to hear you guys sometime.
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Old 04-04-2012, 08:03 PM
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Okay, she is a back up singer and lead guitarist...
I'm sorry WHAT!?
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I do stand behind, and sometimes, next to a singer, and she's a bit of a babe. 5' 10", Great voice, bawdy, super nice. No number necessary.







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