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Old 12-04-2012, 04:06 AM
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i doubt it was personal. every picture thread on the internet has that post or similar when it starts to go awry. somebody will prob tell me the same thing now.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:34 AM
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houston, we have ignition...


dang.
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:14 AM
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yep. i'd sub for two fingers any day. (hint)
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:04 AM
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yep. i'd sub for two fingers any day. (hint)
Maybe we need to have a TB Singerbabe Swingers club, where we can all sub for each other and check out the singerbabes. Gives us a different derriere to look at for the evening.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:07 AM
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Jive is a smart man.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:07 AM
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Devious and horny, more like it...
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:10 AM
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I think that's what I said....

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Old 12-04-2012, 10:18 AM
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that's why they put him in charge.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:34 AM
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First gig with Sarah was this past Saturday. The bottom one is not from the gig, I didn't have a close up from the other night.

Won't have to worry about the female in the band drama as Sarah happens to be my cousin's girlfriend....my cousin Emily's girlfriend.





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houston, we have ignition...


dang.
Lol that didn't work. Anyway WOW.

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Maybe we need to have a TB Singerbabe Swingers club, where we can all sub for each other and check out the singerbabes. Gives us a different derriere to look at for the evening.
You sir are a genius!
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:08 PM
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You guys are too kind. I'm just thinking of you guys.....

Bass Agent looks way too tired, and I think he's getting burnt out. We can't have such a loss to the music world, so I'll take up a collection so that I can fly to the Netherlands and sub for him.
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:23 PM
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Maybe we need to have a TB Singerbabe Swingers club, where we can all sub for each other and check out the singerbabes. Gives us a different derriere to look at for the evening.
Great idea, but some of us play on the front line, with our singerbabes. I'm about the sideboob, as a result (in my main band; live karaoke is another story, entirely).
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Great idea, but some of us play on the front line, with our singerbabes. I'm about the sideboob, as a result (in my main band; live karaoke is another story, entirely).
Side boob is good. One good reason to learn backup vocals is so that you can share a mic, and get a good cleavage shot when you look down. If someone needs a conductor, I'd be willing to help there too. Front boob is also good.....

For live band karaoke, I would tie a piece of fishing line to the lyrics sheets so that when a babe with a short skirt comes up, I can make them fall and watch them pick them up.
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:27 PM
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You guys are too kind. I'm just thinking of you guys.....

Bass Agent looks way too tired, and I think he's getting burnt out. We can't have such a loss to the music world, so I'll take up a collection so that I can fly to the Netherlands and sub for him.
I live closer to BassAgent, so I'm calling dibs on subbing for his 90s coverband. Y'all don't know all those Eurodance songs anyway.

And for something different, the singerbabe from Capivara backed not by the band but by an actual capypara (capivara in Portuguese). She just came back on Sunday from a month in Brazil and we have a gig tomorrow. I really missed her.

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Old 12-05-2012, 02:18 AM
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Side boob is good. One good reason to learn backup vocals is so that you can share a mic, and get a good cleavage shot when you look down. If someone needs a conductor, I'd be willing to help there too. Front boob is also good.....

For live band karaoke, I would tie a piece of fishing line to the lyrics sheets so that when a babe with a short skirt comes up, I can make them fall and watch them pick them up.

You're on a roll! Too bad that it wasn't last week, as you could have won the Powerball, and cured the GAS pains of your TB friends.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:01 AM
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I live closer to BassAgent, so I'm calling dibs on subbing for his 90s coverband. Y'all don't know all those Eurodance songs anyway.
Question is: can you pull off the white outfit as well as I can?
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:41 AM
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Question is: can you pull off the white outfit as well as I can?
I'm pretty sure I could pull the white outfit off of your singerbabe with no trouble at all. Willing to try at least!
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:38 AM
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You guys are too kind. I'm just thinking of you guys.....

Bass Agent looks way too tired, and I think he's getting burnt out. We can't have such a loss to the music world, so I'll take up a collection so that I can fly to the Netherlands and sub for him.
i was with right up to there... clearly it should be me.
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