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Old 12-06-2012, 11:08 AM
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I concur, he just had the stones to post it.

that being said, everyone has their own opinion of who is hot and who is not.
What kind of "stones" does it take to make a nearly anonymous post on an Internet forum slagging people you never met?

I've never posted our singer here myself. To be truthful she isn't my opinion of a hot chick but she can sing. At the end of the day, the latter is the more important part.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:09 AM
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:15 AM
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Have I ever shown you guys this? It's not very good video but then you guys know how she (and I) sings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtmYzr4pcD0

And I was quite happy with this gig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APOXgZS0Iqw
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:31 AM
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Here's what I read.......

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Side boob is good. Blah blah blah backup vocals blah blah blah blah good cleavage shot blah.Front boob is also good.....

Blah blah, blah blah blah short skirt , blah blah something about she fall down blee blah blah.
I am not falling for the hot vs not stuff. It does not apply. My proof ? Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler.

Seriously, people are people. Some people are beautiful on the outside. For those that are passionate about music and performing, the pictures show that they are definitely beautiful on the inside thus making them 'HOT' by default.

I win !
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:41 AM
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Have I ever shown you guys this? It's not very good video but then you guys know how she (and I) sings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtmYzr4pcD0

And I was quite happy with this gig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APOXgZS0Iqw
wow dude, that 1st clip is great.

2nd clip the singer with her hair partly up (or braided)- dang!

seems like everything you're involved with is full of awesome!
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:43 AM
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And I was quite happy with this gig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APOXgZS0Iqw
awesome!! (great performance too )
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Really? A whole page and no posts of ladies?
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:43 PM
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Here ya go. The Beautiful Kelly Rae!

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Old 12-06-2012, 02:51 PM
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Well, I checked my Paypal account and it's still at zero. Doesn't look like I'll be able to fill in on cajon for Pklima's gig tonight. But, I'd appreciate it if who ever is playing the cajon tonight will post a pic of his view of the singer. Actually, a video would be nicer.
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Being in a different time zone, I got home from the gig already. We ended up not needing anybody on cajon, but could definitely have used you for vocals on "Gangnam Style". No pictures yet, but there will definitely be some.

In the meantime...

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Old 12-06-2012, 06:31 PM
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Turn off the skin flicks and take a good look at the real women around you. Those skin flick chicks are not going to be knocking on your door this evening.
That's the truth...even the ones that men perceive as gorgeous in their business or casual attire will have a "flaw" or two...but nobody is perfect (I'm ceratinly not). And, I use the word flaw in an exagerated manner.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:35 AM
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Hey! Nobody's perfect! Keep the pics coming regardless!
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:19 AM
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:45 AM
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Not a spring chicken, but a beautiful voice and beautiful soul. And hey, not for nothing , I preferred forty year old chicks when I was 18, now at 51, and , Lord willin' till the day I die at 75.

I'll have to dig up a better pic, but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAHsibd2Bk&feature=plcp

Dont pay no mind to the bass player.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:43 AM
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Not a spring chicken, but a beautiful voice and beautiful soul. And hey, not for nothing , I preferred forty year old chicks when I was 18, now at 51, and , Lord willin' till the day I die at 75.

I'll have to dig up a better pic, but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAHsibd2Bk&feature=plcp

Dont pay no mind to the bass player.
Amen that brother! Mature women are incredibly hot and your singer is no exception!
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:56 PM
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What kind of "stones" does it take to make a nearly anonymous post on an Internet forum slagging people you never met?

I've never posted our singer here myself. To be truthful she isn't my opinion of a hot chick but she can sing. At the end of the day, the latter is the more important part.
Ok, my name is Jeff, I'm 37, I live in Santa Clarita CA with my wife and 2 step kids. I've been playing bass since I was 16. I work in IT for a company that would rather I don't mention their name, but I'll give you a hint: they make loud things that fly in the sky and kill people. My pastimes include play music, paintball, computer games.
That way we aren't so anonymous.

Technically I didn't slam anyone. As a matter of fact I purposely didn't mention or pick on any one particular woman because that would be cruel.
My point is that people sometimes have a blind spot due to emotional connections or familiarity. If your lead singer is a regular gal, cool, whatever make you money. But if a thread says "Hot singerBabe" and you post a picture of a woman you have worked with, you are essentially putting her up for judgement. She may be normally average, which is fine, 80% of people are average, but don't try to pass off average as "hot" because you know someone or are trying to self advertise.

With that I apologize for having derailed the thread.
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The more you keep trying to dig out of the hole you made for yourself the deeper you get...can we return to the photos of the hot singerbabes we enjoy sharing a stage with?

Let's see....79.83% of all things we read on the internet are statistically truthful...I read that on the internet
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The more you keep trying to dig out of the hole you made for yourself the deeper you get...can we return to the photos of the hot singerbabes we enjoy sharing a stage with?

Let's see....79.83% of all things we read on the internet are statistically truthful...I read that on the internet
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

There is truth to these time-honored sayings. "Hot singerbabe" is thus an objective term. This thread was begun to separate our bandmates from our audience, as far as the whole "Chicks at Shows" thing is concerned. While there are some genuine stunners involved with those designated as charter members (initial or honorary) of this club (myself included), it's really all about visually celebrating those with whom we work, and might otherwise bed, if not for the working relationship. Of course, the working relationship, in and of itself, is not necessarily an inhibitor .

Let those who criticize say what they will. The dominant component of their output is jealousy. An update of this club's roster is long overdue, on my part, but, given how things have evolved, it may be time to make it self-service. I have no intention of continuing this thread, in a Part 2, when we reach page 50. That is a ball for someone else to carry. It is enough that I have remained at the helm of Chicks at Shows (despite a declared intention to let someone else spearhead it), which has been languishing, lately.

Enjoy and honor those around you. Never hesitate to express appreciation, when you can, and when it is truly warranted. Life is already short enough, and we may never pass this way again (no apologies to Seals & Croft). Instead of insulting those for trying to promote or augment the beauty around themselves, try doing the same, within your own realm. Make the world a better place.
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Ok...it's time to get this tread back on track and feed the hungry lions in here at the same time. I don't play with this gal but just trying to get this tread back to it's pleasent visual nature.
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