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Old 12-21-2012, 10:59 AM
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Old 12-21-2012, 12:09 PM
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Heh, thanks guys! No need to fly here, though. Just learn a bunch of songs girls like. Especially some Shakira. Ideally "Ojos asi".
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:55 PM
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One more from Wednesday... I feel like I've been spamming this thread too much but the guy who took this one takes photography really seriously and it shows.



Plus two singerbabes I backed in the other band later that evening, performing in costume with their main band earlier.

Pippi Longstocking:



Harry Potter's friend Hermoine:



Now I promise I'm done for a while, won't have any more gigs this year.
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:24 PM
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Nobody spams this thread too much. Not even me, I think

This is post #905. We're almost at part two. I can't wait for the mass posts at the beginning of that thread.
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:51 PM
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I envy you all, nothing sets my blood boilin' and heart racin' like a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice to boot, keep the posts coming guys!
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:00 AM
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Guys! Wanna check out my band NONA a little bit more? Well, now it's possible! We have a brand new English site now
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:54 AM
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From Friday's gig.

Huge, huge voice and also one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. Actually, everyone in the band is really cool. There's 3 more of us that you don't see...

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Old 12-24-2012, 11:34 PM
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From Friday's gig.

Huge, huge voice and also one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. Actually, everyone in the band is really cool. There's 3 more of us that you don't see...

Diggin' the belt buckle.
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Old 12-26-2012, 03:58 AM
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Diggin' the belt buckle.
The high-beams appear to be on as well.
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:18 AM
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i like it!
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:58 AM
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The high-beams appear to be on as well.
Looks a little chilly in there.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:00 AM
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Looks a little chilly in there.
And we're all okay with that.

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Old 12-27-2012, 04:05 AM
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Looks a little chilly in there.
+1 lol
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Old 12-27-2012, 04:07 AM
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Old 12-27-2012, 04:40 AM
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Old 12-27-2012, 05:13 AM
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Looks like Lemmy sitting in with The Pixies.

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Old 12-27-2012, 05:17 AM
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Am I the only one that thinks people are playing a little fast and loose with the terms "Hot" and "babe"?
You know how when you're working/hanging with a bunch of dudes and some lone, random chick walks in?
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Old 12-27-2012, 06:04 AM
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what a nice pic of a lovely lady and her giant beaver.
LOL - epic. HOF material.
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Old 12-27-2012, 06:07 AM
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Being in a different time zone, I got home from the gig already. We ended up not needing anybody on cajon, but could definitely have used you for vocals on "Gangnam Style". No pictures yet, but there will definitely be some.

In the meantime...

Her beaver looks smaller in this photo.
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