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Old 12-31-2012, 02:28 PM
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Yowza!!

She looks like a young (and back when she was thinner) Tia Carrere.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:41 PM
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this thread is cheering me up after one of the worst days in a while...
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:48 PM
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Here is a singer that myself and a drummer friend used to back a few years ago. We had a good run playing for her all over Hollywood and at different spots in LA as well. Her name is Chelsea.



Were you Wayne or Garth?

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Ummm where is her band ???????
Still gets my vote for best.
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:27 PM
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Another live band karaoke gig, and, due to the holiday schedules, another new singerbabe MC. She already wants me to work with her band, too.



The rich keep getting richer. Back to the main band, coming off of holiday hiatus, tomorrow night.
I mean she does ,, this one,, best so far,, by far.
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:34 PM
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Ha! Good stuff guys. Her name is Chelsea Emata. If you're interested you can google her name and see what she's been up to. I think the last thing she did was sing the Philippine national anthem at the Pacquiao-Marquez boxing match earlier this month.
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guess i should post a few, it's been at least a couple weeks:



also, played last week w/this lady:

not a gig pic, sorry. maybe next time i hope.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:22 AM
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Also, you're very welcome Miss Blonde Lady (*cough cough* What's her name? *cough* )
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I really need some better pictures
Gotta love the cold and wet outdoor gigs, eh? It's odd to me that she's exposing so much leg while everyone else is in jackets, though I can't say I'm complaining.
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Being in a different time zone, I got home from the gig already. We ended up not needing anybody on cajon, but could definitely have used you for vocals on "Gangnam Style". No pictures yet, but there will definitely be some.

In the meantime...

Is that a capybara over there?
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Yeah, our band is named Capivara which is Portuguese for capybara. So she had to take those pictures while she was in Brazil.
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she can do that 'cos she's naturally hot!
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Just started working with an old friend, a band mate from the early 70's and his daughter:

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Just started working with an old friend, a band mate from the early 70's and his daughter:

Wow..she is beautiful!
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Wow..she is beautiful!
And she can sing...she wails on Lisa Loeb's "Stay (I miss you)". Her SO is a singer/songwriter that I might work a bit with.
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And she can sing...she wails on Lisa Loeb's "Stay (I miss you)". Her SO is a singer/songwriter that I might work a bit with.
That is awesome stuff right there!
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That is awesome stuff right there!
yes and yes!
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