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Old 01-06-2013, 04:52 PM
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Another contribution. From Cleaveland. Kind of.

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There's another of her a few pages back, but nothing quite as revealing.
A few pages back? This is only page 2?
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A few pages back? This is only page 2?
If you click my link below you can see her in a video.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:21 PM
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^ aside from the obvious (laura) that whole project is something i could really get behind! nice.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:26 PM
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^ aside from the obvious (laura) that whole project is something i could really get behind! nice.
Thanks! It all got funded pretty quick and people have us doing some wacky stuff. We've recorded 18 songs and are cutting it back to 12. It's just about down to the mixing and mastering stage. Probably release it in May.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:44 PM
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There's another of her a few pages back, but nothing quite as revealing.
Oh, they don't need to be revealing to be appreciated. Miss Laura is quite adorable!

To those who haven't clicked on the link for Scott's band Endless Blue, I recommend that you do. Some nice videos await you!
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:55 PM
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To those who haven't clicked on the link for Scott's band Endless Blue, I recommend that you do. Some nice videos await you!
"i slip up behind the song with a rag soaked in ether and throw it in the van..." awesome!
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Hey, thanks man! Ok, now...

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Old 01-06-2013, 08:05 PM
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You know what, though? I can't forget about the "singer" part of "singerbabe." And you simply must listen to this to get the full picture on that. (Probably want to sit down for this.)

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Good grief, yes. We're huge Portishead fans. Them, Massive Attack and Tricky is where our entire style comes from.

I prefer the Endless Blue version of this particular song, myself.
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You know what, though? I can't forget about the "singer" part of "singerbabe." And you simply must listen to this to get the full picture on that. (Probably want to sit down for this.)

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C'mon you guys. Even if her voice isn't your cup of tea, you have to admit this track us just raw sex.
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Quit teasing us. More please.....

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Old 01-07-2013, 04:50 AM
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C'mon you guys. Even her voice isn't your cup of tea, you have to admit this track us just raw sex.
just listened to this... admit it? holy cow she's amazing man!
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just listened to this... admit it? holy cow she's amazing man!
They put up an ad for a bass player. This was what they linked to as an example of their style. At first I was like and then I was like and then I was all
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:10 AM
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No doubt. I would love to do that.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:07 AM
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Had I given you these already?




And it's hard to see, but this is me too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igf-k3Ww6HE
This is her:
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And here is my contribution. The photo is garbage and we don't have decent photos yet but I do play bass for a singerbabe.

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Old 01-07-2013, 05:36 PM
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Have some videos. Two different band names, but the same members in both, just the drummer and rhythm guitarist swapped places The first video is the more recent:


http://youtu.be/hCvYmZnmRQQ
http://youtu.be/erlwdUtAvZM

We also have a Facebook with a few photos on there - www.facebook.com/Viszera
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Another live band karaoke night, and another set of digits given willingly, within the first 30 seconds of conversation. Turns out that she has an original act, and wants to hire me. My plate is already too full...but this would make her singerbabe #8.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Vbg...ature=youtu.be

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