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Old 01-26-2013, 12:21 AM
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This landed in the old version of the thread, but...

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How do I get one of these gigs?
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:17 AM
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How do I get one of these gigs?
Booking/marketing agent.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:54 AM
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she's cool. I like her. Yep.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:11 PM
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some pics:

(i took the crappy ones...)
Ahahahaha, I LOL'd really hard when I saw this one

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Well, we have new promo shots being taken soon, but until then ...







We just finished playing a killer show for the Seattle Sheraton employees' holiday party -- our 4th year in a row. I should have some shots from that gig to post soon.

In the meantime, I gotta keep up my honorary status!

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Old 01-26-2013, 12:51 PM
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Here the couple of girls I've been playing bass for recently:

Vivienne:


And Rosa (that's her on the right):
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:59 PM
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Here the couple of girls I've been playing bass for recently:

Vivienne:


And Rosa (that's her on the right):
Is Rosa related to Lennay Kekua?
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:04 PM
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I've no idea who Lennay Kakua is, I'll need to google the name. Rosa is a local girl here in Scotland
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:10 PM
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Is Rosa related to Lennay Kekua?
LOL - good one
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:30 PM
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I've no idea who Lennay Kakua is, I'll need to google the name. Rosa is a local girl here in Scotland
No worries, I suppose only American football fans would be aware.

I see you've corrected the links. Lovely ladies.
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:08 PM
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Some more from that show:



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Some more from that show:



How does she dress for rehearsals?
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How does she dress for rehearsals?
Here's one from a rehearsal. Not as exciting as you were hoping for huh

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Old 01-27-2013, 11:09 AM
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Here's one from a rehearsal. Not as exciting as you were hoping for huh

Well the outfit was better in the show but I wasn't keen on the eye make-up so this is good with me.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:56 PM
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Ahahahaha, I LOL'd really hard when I saw this one

Holly smokes, I could probably be the son of some of them, but... wowsers!
Are the brunette and black haired babes related...they look like they could be sisters.
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Very nice, man I love threads like these

I just wish I was in bands with a female singer so I could post and join in the fun.
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Enjoy your times with hot singerbabes, while they last. Both the yeti and myself have been experiencing the end of such days with the very babes who have been the objects of much photographic love, in this, and the prior thread. In my case, the reasons are understandable. The violinist is doing quite well, these days:

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Old 02-08-2013, 12:21 PM
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Enjoy your times with hot singerbabes, while they last. Both the yeti and myself have been experiencing the end of such days with the very babes who have been the objects of much photographic love, in this, and the prior thread. In my case, the reasons are understandable. The violinist is doing quite well, these days:

With that dress, she reminds me of a roll of Smarties...yummy candy.
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Taste the rainbow, I believe is the phrase you're searching for.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:28 PM
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Taste the rainbow, I believe is the phrase you're searching for.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rainbow.....
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