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Old 02-08-2013, 12:44 PM
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Taste the rainbow, I believe is the phrase you're searching for.
Nope, I meant Smarties.

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Sorry, gents; her hubby apparently tasted the rainbow, late last summer. The sonogram images that I have seen are inconclusive (no appendage), but their first one's a daughter. We all wish her well. I will not speak for the yeti, on his situation, but I do know that he already has a new one going. WORK IT!
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:43 PM
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Sorry, gents; her hubby apparently tasted the rainbow, late last summer. The sonogram images that I have seen are inconclusive (no appendage), but their first one's a daughter. We all wish her well. I will not speak for the yeti, on his situation, but I do know that he already has a new one going. WORK IT!
She looked like she may have had a little tummy in that picture. My wifey is currently 15 weeks prego with twins.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:28 AM
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Enjoy your times with hot singerbabes, while they last. Both the yeti and myself have been experiencing the end of such days with the very babes who have been the objects of much photographic love, in this, and the prior thread. In my case, the reasons are understandable. The violinist is doing quite well, these days:

nice. pregnant chics are hot. literally. creating that little person generates a lot of heat.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:33 AM
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Sorry, gents; her hubby apparently tasted the rainbow, late last summer. The sonogram images that I have seen are inconclusive (no appendage), but their first one's a daughter. We all wish her well. I will not speak for the yeti, on his situation, but I do know that he already has a new one going. WORK IT!
yep, no longer accepting bookings. britt is recently married so it's understandable she wants to be home and domestic or whatever. i am starting up a group with "k-bomb" from a couple pages back...

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She looked like she may have had a little tummy in that picture. My wifey is currently 15 weeks prego with twins.
congrats man!
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:47 AM
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Can't be a part of the I back a hot singer babe club, but can definitely be part of the I've backed hot singers club. Whenever that club forms.







There are several others but I'd have to hunt them down and upload pix.
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:02 PM
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yep, no longer accepting bookings. britt is recently married so it's understandable she wants to be home and domestic or whatever. i am starting up a group with "k-bomb" from a couple pages back...



congrats man!
Many thanks!
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yep, no longer accepting bookings. britt is recently married so it's understandable she wants to be home and domestic or whatever. i am starting up a group with "k-bomb" from a couple pages back...

You'll have to populate this thread with plenty of pix. It does appear that your final gig with Britt is still a few months away from happening.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:59 PM
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JOE .. what kind of bass is the blue green burst bass??? NICE
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:48 PM
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JOE .. what kind of bass is the blue green burst bass??? NICE
Minarik. They custom built it to my specs when I was playing with that girl... she was their top endorser at the time. It's the same bass that's in my video below, although I recorded the song on a stingray. The Minarik is super sweet though. A whole lot of tonal options in that thing. A wee bit of neck dive, and the fact that it's a 5er are the only things that keep me from playing it more these days.
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:50 PM
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LOL. I just realized this... 3 beautiful girls, and someone asks about the bass! We're all such dang bass geeks.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:41 PM
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LOL. I just realized this... 3 beautiful girls, and someone asks about the bass! We're all such dang bass geeks.
sad, in a good way.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:33 PM
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Cool I back her occasionally

She also happens to be my Fiance Maralee Marquette
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buff guys do gigs?
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:10 PM
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