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Old 03-21-2013, 08:50 AM
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I can't dance! Teach me how to move on stage!

OK - this is slightly tongue in cheek but slightly serious too.

I am about to play my third gig with my current band. Although the music sounds great (pop, motown, soul, 80s dance and some disco) when I watch back the videos I'm just so damn stationary on stage. Maybe I sway a bit or tap my foot here or there but generally I just stand like a tree and look much older than I am.

I can't believe that I am the only bass player on here who has this problem. I love playing live but I also want to look like I am actually enjoying myself! Any tips or humerous instructional videos out there?

Help!
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:52 AM
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Can't help you, I fake it. Try to pretend you're humping an invisible person- that's what the kids do
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:53 AM
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I don't know man - I like how the OX did it
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:56 AM
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Just nod your head to the beat the bass player has to be the cool one on stage and I don't like bass players jumping around on stage let the lead singer and lead guitarist do that you be that silent cool.
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:58 AM
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Try to pretend you're humping an invisible person
This may be the best advice I have ever received off anybody. I love it!
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:03 AM
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Lol!
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:15 AM
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Do not stress is - go with the flow, let the music take over and just feel the beat, bang your head is always a good start!!

Within 15 seconds, it looks like this :-)

Oh and jumping to the beat is always a good idea (unless you are drunk.. when you are drunk, do not do it!! You will eventually fall off the stage of jump against/on something more solid than yourself)
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:17 AM
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:20 AM
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Can't help you, I fake it. Try to pretend you're humping an invisible person- that's what the kids do
The report from my high schoolers is that the person one humps at school dances is no longer invisible. They don't go any more.

Anywho...

This:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts-WxrGm2kw#!
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:06 AM
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As vbchaos stated, headbanging is a good starting point. It's been my experience that audiences like movement, no matter how uncoordinated it might be. There are no set rules for how and where you have to move, so just have fun with it. I run all over the place and the crowd eats it up. Having a wireless helps a lot, for it lets me go up to people at the bar and encourage them to come dance with me.

Put me in a situation where I have to learn dance moves and think about what I'm doing, and it's a different story. When I was playing guitar with a folk fiddler, he attempted to teach me to do square and contra dancing. I was so stiff and awkward that he eventually threw up his hands and exclaimed "It's amazing you can even walk! I don't understand how you can play in time, but somehow you do it."

Bottom line: Don't overthink it and have a good time.
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:20 AM
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Can't help you, I fake it. Try to pretend you're humping an invisible person- that's what the kids do
^^^^^lol



They used to call me the statue in my first band. I was a novice player back then (and a drunk) and it took all my drunken concentration to even play a song, so any movement was not possible.

8 years later I sway with the music, tap my foot, or tap my heel. Sometime Ill raise the left arm while holding an open note.

I never do the wide rocker stance (seen in the pics above).
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:39 AM
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I'm one of those people that loves to move around on stage! Always have! I also like to dance though. IMO If you are self conscious on a dance floor when it's likely no one is watching, then you will be more self conscious on stage when people are watching... dancing and movement should be natural.

You are a bass player and thus should have a decent amount of rhythm and intuitive anticipation

You WANT to move more.

So it either comes down to 1) you are not familiar enough with your playing to move your fingers and your feet at the same time, or 2)you are self conscious about moving your body...

Looking funny with jerky movement (see: Moves Like Jagger then watch the video for Start Me Up) is more entertaining than looking like you are bored playing music. IMO
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:47 AM
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Any... humerous instructional videos out there?
Here ya go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF7vghzj6pk

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Old 03-21-2013, 12:24 PM
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Instant internet classic!

While we're at it, may as well include this guy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nts9Ve7BFjk

and this one..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=140QmUnAGeI
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because of your post, i have just quit my band! the truth is liberating! infact,... i think i'm about to leave my wife!!! and move to Canada!!!! and buy a boat!!!!!

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Old 03-21-2013, 12:34 PM
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Shuffle over to the Drummer, nod your head and tap your feet. shuffle over to the Bass cab nod your head and tap your feet. shuffle over to the wedge monitor at the front of the stage, put on foot on top of it, nod your head and tap your feet.

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

As you become more comfortabvle with that you will adopt new ways off shuffling over and nodding.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:38 PM
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Watched a band play a few weekends ago and the bassist would stand there with his legs spread, and look at the ceiling for 4 beats, the his shoes, then his bass, the headstock, then repeat.

It made me feel awkward.......
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:44 PM
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I tend to do the Robert Palmer girl Addicted to Love moves somewhere past the 3/4 mark of the first set. You know the one...bored look and swaying to the beat. But, I can get away with that because I'm a girl. Up until that, though, mostly you can just see my eyes darting frantically around the room looking for the fastest path to the ladies room in case I need to throw up because my stage fright is horrendous.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.

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Old 03-21-2013, 12:46 PM
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Look up old soul train line dance footage on youtube. You will prevail.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:52 PM
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I tend to do the Robert Palmer girl Addicted to Love moves somewhere past the 3/4 mark of the first set. You know the one...bored look and swaying to the beat. But, I can get away with that because I'm a girl. Up until that, though, mostly you can just see my eyes darting frantically around the room looking for the fastest path to the ladies room in case I need to throw up because my stage fright is horrendous.
I believe we need a pic.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:59 PM
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I believe we need a pic.
I believe there are videos on YouTube from an open mic night. They'd be on the band's channel though.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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