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Old 08-04-2009, 03:11 PM
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went to jam with a friend and took my (active) Yamaha bass with me.

After a while a few of his mates came round and we decided on giving a little showcase.

About halfway through a song, my bass just cut out. No warning, the sound just died.

To make matters worse, some active basses won't work AT ALL without a battery.....




and mine is one of them.

Didn't have a spare battery either....
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Lesson learned. I would be willing to bet it won't happen to you again (because you will ALWAYS have spare batteries and check your battery before a show). Don't sweat it. If that's the worst thing that ever happens during your whole music career, you'll be lucky. Just prepare for the worst, and keep on thumpin.
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No video, no fail......
why would I film what was supposed to be a practice?

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Lesson learned. I would be willing to bet it won't happen to you again (because you will ALWAYS have spare batteries and check your battery before a show). Don't sweat it. If that's the worst thing that ever happens during your whole music career, you'll be lucky. Just prepare for the worst, and keep on thumpin.
The strange thing is that the battery had been working 10 min previously....

Oh well, lesson learnt. It could have been worse, it could have happened in church...
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:26 PM
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When I played an active bass, I 1) Always had extra batteries and 2) changed the battery every month or so. Batteries kinda suck IMHO.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:28 PM
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I should really go and stock up on batteries now...
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I should really go and stock up on batteries now...
Either that or on passive basses.
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I have an Audere with the blue light feature. It tells you your battery is good, or low.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:38 PM
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Unplug your bass when not in use. I replace batteries in my active basses every one or two years.
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Either that or on passive basses.

Which is why I'm saving for a new bass right now...
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Either that or on passive basses.
Or on a push pull active/passive.

You didnt throw up on it afterwards, right Fassa?
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:48 PM
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Like everyone else said carry an extra battery or two in your case or gigbag at all times. I suspect that your bass just cutting out the way it did is more common among the lower end of the bass spectrum. Higher end basses, IME, die out over time and you can tell when that is happening because they start to sound thinner and the preamp become less effective.

I've never had a battery cut out on me ike than but after hearing some horror stories I started carrying around a mini tool kit to adjust and do minor fixes on my bass including 2 spare batteries. The only thing it's missing is a extra set of strings but I've never broken a string so I'm not sure if I'll make that a practice yet.
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Spae battery in case now...
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:53 PM
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That´s why my ESP LTD D-4 went to the doctor active and came out passive...(it sounds better now by the way) No more money spent on batteries!
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:32 PM
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why would I film what was supposed to be a practice?
I've filmed a few of my band practices.
You can go back and watch it later and find various things to work on.
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Maybe have a switch installed to cut out the battery so you don't have to worry about keeping it plugged in.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:18 PM
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Active basses should be powered by the awesomeness.
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I carry spare batteries, but for pedals, not basses. My basses are old, obsolete technology and hence don't require batteries to make their obnoxious one-trick-pony sounds.
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