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Old 02-22-2007, 11:40 AM
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I fell asleep standing up and playing bass.

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At my last show... I was at work at 7 am the day of, drove two hours to the show, had to play with my band and was covering for another local band...

Apparently, I feel asleep standing up, but kept playing my parts just fine. My guitarist had to slap me to snap me out of it.

I was finally done playing at about 1:15... drove back home, got here at 3:30, dropped my friend off, and was at work again at 4:00 am. Worked till 5:30.

37 hours, folks.
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:47 PM
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:48 PM
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LOL, ya I had a guitarist do that once. But, he kept playing the same part over and over through the last part of a song. We all stopped then looked at him, and watched him play by himself for about three more minutes.
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yep done that too, except the KB player woke me up with lesley speaker swirls
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I was in a cover band, and knew the songs so well, I could play them sleeping... and I decided to prove it one long day. Doing a ballad at 1AM after zero sleep last night makes me a sleepy dude.
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:52 PM
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At my last show... I was at work at 7 am the day of, drove two hours to the show, had to play with my band and was covering for another local band...

Apparently, I feel asleep standing up, but kept playing my parts just fine. My guitarist had to slap me to snap me out of it.

I was finally done playing at about 1:15... drove back home, got here at 3:30, dropped my friend off, and was at work again at 4:00 am. Worked till 5:30.

37 hours, folks.
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:54 PM
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Apparently, I feel asleep standing up, but kept playing my parts just fine. My guitarist had to slap me to snap me out of it.<SNIP>
Happens to me every time our leader calls simple-minded tunes that lack harmony, have a boring rhythm, simple-minded changes, etc.

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Sleep deprivation = disaster waiting

This ain't bad mofo stuff, this is disaster waiting to happen after the poster already fell asleep while standing then drives two hours home in the middle of the night with a friend depending on his driving and innocent others on the road. Keep doing that and the end result will leave a lot of people in tears.
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I'm with you there

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This ain't bad mofo stuff, this is disaster waiting to happen after the poster already fell asleep while standing then drives two hours home in the middle of the night with a friend depending on his driving and innocent others on the road. Keep doing that and the end result will leave a lot of people in tears.
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:17 AM
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That used to happen to me, too, during long periods of one nighters on the road. Once, I actually heard someone in the crowd yell, "Hey! The bass player's asleep!" That was so embarassing that it pretty much cured me.
The amusing thing is when you wake up in the middle of a song and have no idea where you are. ("I know I'm playing the chorus, but have we passed the bridge yet?!")
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I was up all night once a couple of years ago because of after-prom, and I was scheduled to play bass for church the next morning. The final song of the set was a very slow balad-type song (As The Deer, if anyone is familiar with that song) with mainly whole and half notes for the bass line. I apparantly fell asleep and woke up several bars later.
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This ain't bad mofo stuff, this is disaster waiting to happen after the poster already fell asleep while standing then drives two hours home in the middle of the night with a friend depending on his driving and innocent others on the road. Keep doing that and the end result will leave a lot of people in tears.
It's not fun driving while really tired.
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I've fallen asleep on stage before too.

I'm also guilty of being so tired and dozed off that I drive from point A to point B and barely remember how I got home when i'm getting out of the car. Crazy stuff.
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Old 02-23-2007, 06:54 PM
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I was once driving next to a guy who fell asleep I was a bit behind him and by the time I realized he was asleep he had drifted into a ditch I cant really remember how fast it was a (at least 40) while ago and you know how when theres driveways they put a tunnel under it for the ditch? well that worked kind of like a ramp and he came down upside down it was pretty crazy. the guy was pretty old/not wearing a seatbelt and didnt survive. Not trying to "scare you straight" or anything.
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I've done something similar. I was in the practice room in my uni dorm (I'm quite lucky for this) and I had had a full day of lectures . I decided to go practice, and after about an hour I decided to take a rest, when I sat on my amp (which was against the wall), rested against the wall and closed my eyes 'for a while'. I woke up with my bass still on my lap, three hours later and my fingers were stil clenched round the neck.
Definitely a sign I need more sleep
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