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Old 01-26-2009, 10:18 AM
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I found the cure for GAS!!!

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Ok,
I figured it out, obtain a good quality bass ____________ fill in the blank, now buy a first act or some really horrible set up bass. Now lock the good quality bass up. You can only use the crapper for 1-2 mo., you can't go to stores and try out other basses, or anything like that. Now that you have become comfortable with the crapper, now go back to your better bass and you will be playing like geddy,victor,marcus... Repeat as you feel gas attacks.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:25 AM
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Hmmm...I thought this was the cure for GAS:



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Seriously though, that sounds like a good idea. I was thinking of when GAS attacks, maybe buying a $50 or $100 bass from the pawn show and fixing it up til it resembles a $1000 bass.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:31 AM
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I'd recommend smashing the $30 junker on stage and then busting out your nice bass.
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:35 PM
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Seriously though, that sounds like a good idea. I was thinking of when GAS attacks, maybe buying a $50 or $100 bass from the pawn show and fixing it up til it resembles a $1000 bass.
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That's what I do, find a cheapo bass on craigslist and go to town.
I turned a sanded-up old squier affinity P-bass ($80) into one bad-ass mother of a bass, and mostly from spare parts I had hanging around. It's not that beautiful but it plays so mean!
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:40 PM
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I did this on accident: Bought my GF's little boy a squier bronco bass for xmas - - played it a whole bunch over the break... came home and picked up my Zon and felt like I was playing a brand new incredibly nice axe.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:22 PM
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Ok,
I figured it out, obtain a good quality bass ____________ fill in the blank, now buy a first act or some really horrible set up bass. Now lock the good quality bass up. You can only use the crapper for 1-2 mo., you can't go to stores and try out other basses, or anything like that. Now that you have become comfortable with the crapper, now go back to your better bass and you will be playing like geddy,victor,marcus... Repeat as you feel gas attacks.
gee, I thought it was 3 million dollars. aw shucks.
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Old 02-05-2009, 10:42 PM
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The best cure for GAS is to quit the instrument entirely...I think
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:05 PM
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The best cure for GAS is to quit the instrument entirely...I think
That sir is an UN acceptable solution.
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:14 PM
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:16 PM
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Why cure gas?

I enjoy the smell of my own brand... plus it makes a silly noise...

But honestly? I cured my gas once I looked at my 401K a couple weeks back..
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Gee.. And all this time, I thought the only surefire cure for GAS was the sweet, sweet release of death...
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gee, I thought it was 3 million dollars. aw shucks.
I thought it was Poverty...
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:34 PM
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Surely the cure is to buy whatever you're Gassing on?
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:37 PM
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The cure for GAS? How about my wife? On the other hand, she does have a point. 20+ guitars & basses is just too much.

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