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Old 01-22-2009, 01:57 PM
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I found him on CL!

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Finally, the real deal!!!

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/muc/1001889127.html

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Old 01-22-2009, 02:01 PM
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yep, he looks like a weiner.


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Old 01-22-2009, 02:25 PM
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Arrg it seems like Miami is infested with tools like this douche.

I play in an original band & have to hold back every time one of these morons want to sit in a play some overbeaten top 40 song with my band.

And open mic here in MIA are packed with 30 wannabe MCs around 1 mike that cant land on 1 much less stay on beat.
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I think someone posted that guys picture and made up that ad to make fun of him. I hope...
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:34 PM
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I think someone posted that guys picture and made up that ad to make fun of him. I hope...
Let's hope so.

That guy just screams absolute douche
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Arrg it seems like Miami is infested with tools like this douche.

I play in an original band & have to hold back every time one of these morons want to sit in a play some overbeaten top 40 song with my band.

And open mic here in MIA are packed with 30 wannabe MCs around 1 mike that cant land on 1 much less stay on beat.
Wow, don't you enjoy looking down on people.

I guess you're right though, why encourage young local artists when you can watch a band of cocky guys who believe that their original music is God's gift to man?
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Arrg it seems like Miami is infested with tools like this douche.

I play in an original band & have to hold back every time one of these morons want to sit in a play some overbeaten top 40 song with my band.

And open mic here in MIA are packed with 30 wannabe MCs around 1 mike that cant land on 1 much less stay on beat.
i thought the definition of douche was someone who puts an unnecessary "z" at the end of a word, uses "tool" and "douche" in the same sentence and puts down others for no reason. i should know, i canz be a real douche too, ya tool
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Officially ... if you want to see a douche head to Hot Chicks with Douche Bags
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I think someone posted that guys picture and made up that ad to make fun of him. I hope...
That sounds like a reasonable idea. Maybe so. But I hope you're right, if it's real it's tragic.
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Officially ... if you want to see a douche head to Hot Chicks with Douche Bags
Wow, that made me very uneasy looking at those pics.
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Wow, don't you enjoy looking down on people.

I guess you're right though, why encourage young local artists when you can watch a band of cocky guys who believe that their original music is God's gift to man?
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