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Old 12-18-2008, 11:04 AM
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wow i got stalked on this forum.. this girl bassist was writing me private messages, and after a few, asked if she could meet me backstage. i said no, i normally dont do stuff like that although i was flattered. she replied and thanked me anyways, and included her picture suddenly i wanted to meet her,lol. then she tells me her brother is a bassist and he told her i was on here- so she signed up specifically to stalk me. after the gig she took me home and tore me apart afterwards she snapped a half naked pic of me and put it on her myspace. what a gig, what a forum. i love this place. johnny a. staind.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:06 AM
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No pics no stalking
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:09 AM
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happens to me all the time...

except the chick and 1/2 nakedness

I read you were on TV last night... I'll have to see if it's on the web anywhere.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:10 AM
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LOL Johnny.

Good one, you had me going.

I thought you were serious.




(You weren't serious... right?)


And I concur with the no pic no stalking thing.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:11 AM
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Im not talking about a pic of you either!!
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:12 AM
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She didn't spend the whole evening talking about her Shergold did she?
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:15 AM
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:16 AM
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:18 AM
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I get stalked on here sometimes too, but it's mostly from 15 year old guys wanting to know what I think about Crate bass combo's or what's the difference between a P bass and a J bass
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:19 AM
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tore me apart
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:21 AM
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I get stalked on here sometimes too, but it's mostly from 15 year old guys wanting to know what I think about Crate bass combo's or what's the difference between a P bass and a J bass
Yes thank you for that now I have part of a tuna fish sandwich all over my keyboard!
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She didn't spend the whole evening talking about her Shergold did she?
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No pics no stalking
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:27 AM
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I am assuming that since Johnny disapeared he must be busy getting together photos for the rest of us!
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:36 AM
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after the gig she took me home and tore me apart
Bro, you should rent a copy of The Crying Game and watch it on the tour bus. If that was a TB'er stalking you, it wasn't a chick...
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Am I to assume that you made sure she was up to date on all of her shots?
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:39 AM
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Bro, you should rent a copy of The Crying Game and watch it on the tour bus. If that was a TB'er stalking you, it wasn't a chick...
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:43 AM
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You'd figure a screen name like KeithBMI would send up a few red flags......

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Staind will soon be adding "Whole Lotta Rosie" to their live set...

Such a lovely, warm and touching story for the holidays
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