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Old 07-26-2004, 05:22 PM
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What a wack!

Everybody knows that I'm the Les Claypool of the underground.

That guys an imposter...
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Thats got to be one of the funniest ad's I have ever read.

I'm still laughing
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:50 PM
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Craigslist is a nonstop font of hilarity for me.

900 "bands" (one guy with an MPC) with "industry contacts" (slept with intern at Sony) and exactly the same influences (Fugazi, GBV, Flaming Lips, Jeff Buckley) all looking for bass players (four strings only) and drummers (no mercs).
What's up with that? It's always "Band Seeks Guitarist, Drummer, Bassist, and Vocalist... Playing two years, but am really good, and learn fast. Want to play Flaming Lips."

All I ever see on CL.
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I bet that dude is skinny and white with a big nose and glasses , so that would mean that he looks real goofy holding a sitar.
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Old 08-09-2004, 10:04 PM
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A squirrel clencher of the highest order. If he is HALF as good as what he says he is...... Who would play in a band with the tosser????
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Old 08-10-2004, 05:06 AM
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He's Les.I guess he slaps on his sitar.Ever wondered what a sitar would sound like with a waw?
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Ever wondered what a sitar would sound like with a waw?
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Old 08-10-2004, 06:04 PM
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What's up with that? It's always "Band Seeks Guitarist, Drummer, Bassist, and Vocalist... Playing two years, but am really good, and learn fast. Want to play Flaming Lips."

All I ever see on CL.
Hey Brendan... My old band's looking for a bass player... They're even local to you

The wonders of Craig's List!

Three bassists in three years... Maybe it's the water?

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