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Old 10-23-2000, 08:54 PM
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If you guys want the best place to get a bass then I am your man. I'll tell you where:

Go north up 281 and take a left a devil's lake, once there go to the nearest marina, take the boat out to the "one mile point" there you should find several flocks of seagulls, but don't let them scare you off. Just circle through and make some passes using bottom bouncers and jigs and I guarantee you will get the nicest bass you ever could find.
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YEs!! ITs True!! It worked. I got a custom 17 String Spector Bass, Just for ,,, Sorry.. IT is so low Im not allowed to post...

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Old 10-23-2000, 11:55 PM
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yeah, i caught myself an 18 string. i guess i had better bait. later
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Old 10-24-2000, 08:57 AM
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Since this is very funny, I'm going to move it to Humor...
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Sheesh...y'gotta keep an eye on them moderatin' types, always tossin' their weight 'round, abusin' their power...

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Sheesh...y'gotta keep an eye on them moderatin' types, always tossin' their weight 'round, abusin' their power...

I couldn't resist

Good question though. Who moderates the moderators?

And where's my check?!
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Old 10-24-2000, 10:20 PM
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Caught a good red largeneck over at GC.
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Old 10-25-2000, 01:14 AM
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Old 10-25-2000, 11:27 PM
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fisher of men, where did you go? fishing for bass and catfish maybe?
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Old 10-26-2000, 04:45 AM
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there you should find several flocks of seagulls, but don't let them scare you off.
Weren't they the ones with the wussy "New Romantic" haircuts - they couldn't scare anybody! It might be scary to imagine that they have multiplied though.
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Good question though. Who moderates the moderators?

i dunno. coast guard?
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Good question though. Who moderates the moderators?

My wife does a pretty good job of moderating ME....
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Old 11-05-2000, 09:37 PM
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Good question though. Who moderates the moderators?

i dunno. coast guard?

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