So, was this old and I didn't know it, or am I alone in finding this amusing as hell?
"You were way, way to loud. I couldn't hear the guitar players." That's priceless!
"Don't get jealous. If you'd stop just standing around and practice on that bass, you could probably get good enough to turn into a guitar player." I howled!
If you would stop, like, standing around and, like, get better on that bass, you could probably turn into a guitar player. I mean, you still wouldn't be hot.