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Old 04-21-2003, 02:10 PM
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I have done it. Stepping blindly from the fretless into the world of the six
string. I have crossed over to the dark side. I will purchase an
acoustic guitar. Worse yet, I sold a bass to buy it. What was I thinking?

1. a guitar has frets, how hard can it be?

2. thought I was buying an acoustic BASS guitar

3. looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing nitro

4. tired of hearing "Are you the sound guy?" (pre-gig)

5. now I can go to open mic night without fear of rejection

6. it will lower my suck per string ratio

7. it's a piccolo bass . . . with two extra strings

8. tired of hearing "Are you the sound guy?" (post-gig)

9. now people will say that I play "awesome" instead of "busy"

10. my wife asked "how many bases do you NEED?"

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Old 04-21-2003, 04:20 PM
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Re: I have sold out

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9. now people will say that I play "awesome" instead of "busy"

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Old 04-21-2003, 09:30 PM
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It use to be about the music... sell out... see you on TRL
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:16 PM
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:45 AM
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I came from the guitar world, and said piss on this after a year which i was only 10 at the time. Made my look on bass a bit different and opened some doors, and recently in the past 3 years have picked it up again, but my main instrament and love is the Bass!!!! sniffles then <--------what a wimp, i love my bass'
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:19 AM
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Call me crazy, but when a fan asked me what it would take for me to sell out.....I told him, "An offer".

the "awesome insteadf of busy thing" : that is a priceless comment
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:28 AM
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Huh? I don't see anything in his post?
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:24 AM
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It use to be about the music... sell out... see you on TRL
ide have to watch it to see it, and thank god i have the little willpower it takes not to watch TRL
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:52 AM
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BTW, the suck per string ratio was a great line as well.

Last edited by vegaas : 04-23-2003 at 11:07 AM.
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:27 AM
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Wow, I guess it's a good thing I am getting an acoustic. I am soooo out of touch with the bass world (maybe just people in general). I thought the whole suck per string was pretty funny. The awesome v. busy was something I threw in at the last minute as filler.

Well, at least vegaas is on my side. (I'm kind of new here, is this a good thing?)

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Probably not. Dont think I have much of rep here. I just kind of come in, post my thoughts and go.
I still need to become a supporting member. Memo to self, do this in the next month. I did however purchase and shirt and hat. Maybe once they arrive I take a pic of myself with them on, become a member and then use that as my avatar
Ok rambling, but loved your list. Especially the 6 and 9.
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Wait wait wait, Your post kinda went into 8 directions. First you said you were getting an acoustic guitar, then you said it was a piccolo bass. Well what is it? A bass or a guitar??



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Old 05-02-2003, 01:32 PM
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It is a well known fact among unexpurgated bottomcrawlers that there is no such thing as a
'guitar', these are merely alto six string basses.

These are designed primarily so one can practice
pocket filling grooves and whompy power chords while enjoying the beach, or campus on a sunny day or whatever.

Personally, I use a 12 string alto bass to exercise my arthritic fingers, but that is the total extent of the relationship. There is no other reason for the existence of such instruments.
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