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Old 09-06-2009, 09:46 PM
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as someone put it.....I like my basses passive and my women active.

I like my basses like my women...smooth and silky up top, and nice and supple down low!

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Old 09-06-2009, 10:21 PM
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I prefer my basses like my women...bright and perky up top,with a fat round bottom.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:26 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women: easy to handle and a pleasure to listen to.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:41 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women: light weight and good for slapping.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:42 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women: dark, short scale, and will groove me to bed
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:44 PM
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i like my basses like my women, heavy and loud.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:45 PM
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i like my basses like i like my women,35 inches,with 24 frets and barts...oh wait
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:50 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women: easy to handle and a pleasure to listen to.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:58 PM
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i like my basses like i like my women,35 inches,with 24 frets and barts...oh wait
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:08 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women, loud and aggressive, and like to be punished...
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:14 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women...they growl when you dig in!
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:18 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women, they make all the right noises for a well placed finger and thumb.
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:40 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women, when you accidentally drop one down a flight of stairs, you can just get a new one np!
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:59 PM
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I like my basses like I like my women, fast action with lots of sustain....
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I like my Basses like I like my women: quiet and unassuming but scream and claw when I dig in.

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Old 09-07-2009, 12:17 AM
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:30 AM
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I like my bass strings like I like my women: dead.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:35 PM
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I like my bass strings like I like my women: dead.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:39 PM
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I like my basses how I like my women... with a heavy/sexy accent.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:45 PM
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I like my basses how I like my women, in large quantitys and easy access....
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