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02-17-2012, 01:35 AM
| | | | I made up a really lame bass players joke...
A bassline walks into a bar.
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02-17-2012, 01:37 AM
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I love it!
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02-17-2012, 01:48 AM
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02-17-2012, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by lowfreq33  Maybe "a bassline walks through 8 bars"? | and after that it had to turn around.
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02-17-2012, 05:05 AM
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02-17-2012, 06:05 AM
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02-17-2012, 07:41 AM
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02-17-2012, 07:47 AM
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02-17-2012, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Downunderwonder And rested to enjoy a quiet measure. | And stopped fretting
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Don't let slobake fool ya. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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02-17-2012, 10:44 PM
| | | | "keep walking"
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02-17-2012, 10:51 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | til you find the pocket...
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02-17-2012, 11:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | ..and the bartender says "Speak up, I can't hear you. Could you speak in a higher register?"
Thump thump pop..
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02-18-2012, 03:30 AM
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02-18-2012, 10:06 AM
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02-18-2012, 04:27 PM
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02-19-2012, 02:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: New Zealand | | | Just when it was all going a bit flat a chorus romped in.
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02-20-2012, 01:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: New Zealand | | | Another hour or so of round after round the pace is dragging. Barkeep says "if you guys can't keep up I'm gonna call time".
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02-22-2012, 02:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | | This thread is gold.
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Originally Posted by LowDown Hal Bass Players - Do It Deep | |
02-24-2012, 10:36 AM
| | | | HAHAAHAHAH. Hilarious! Wish I could keep it going. |
02-24-2012, 10:40 AM
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