Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:08 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
I may have experienced one of the funniest things EVER

Sign in to disble this ad
So, I study music in college. We have some sort of event coming up in february, where we have to perform something. It doesn't really matter what we do, as long as we're creative and it's something we believe in.

The 5 guitarists from the second year will do something together (creating soundscapes and stuff). About a week ago our teacher wanted to know what name they want to use, and me and a fellow bassplayer (also a member of TB) suggested "guitards". They kind of liked the sound of that, but have written it as "getards". Even though it's even more obvious, I don't think they've figured what it means...

"Getards" will also appear on the posters that will be spread all over town. I really had to laugh when I first saw the posters in my inbox a few minutes ago and wanted to share this with you guys.
  #2  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:21 AM
tigerbass's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Crown Point, IN
Supporting Member
Hahaha! That's the best!
__________________
EHX #83, GK #338
  #3  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:24 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Spread the word!
  #4  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:27 AM
Registered User

Brownchicken Browncow
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Phoenix, AZ
you're gonna have to share a pic of the poster.
__________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
  #5  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:35 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by standupright View Post
you're gonna have to share a pic of the poster.
  #6  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:37 AM
bamabass's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Muncie, IN
Supporting Member
Priceless
__________________
Nordy~GenzBenz
  #7  
Old 01-17-2010, 10:38 AM
Registered User

Brownchicken Browncow
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Phoenix, AZ
__________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
  #8  
Old 01-17-2010, 07:34 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Campbell, KaliFornia
Send a message via Skype™ to guitar ed
Bass player wins!

And the crown goes wild.
__________________
Mediocre bass player club, member #208
(I am so bad I don't think I should belong)
  #9  
Old 01-17-2010, 07:38 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Sarasota, Florida
Hahahaha.
  #10  
Old 01-17-2010, 07:45 PM
Jefenator's Avatar
curiously looking back at what once was beautiful
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Oregon
Supporting Member
Wow...

__________________
"My kids never had the advantage I had. I was born poor." - Kirk Douglas
  #11  
Old 01-17-2010, 07:58 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Your location can be this long
Gotta love the guitards. Seriously, what would we do without them?
__________________
I need a new sig, and I'm open to suggestions.
  #12  
Old 01-20-2010, 06:23 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Belgium
Quote:
Originally Posted by nutso42 View Post
Gotta love the guitards. Seriously, what would we do without them?
Play more solo's and worry less in general ?
  #13  
Old 01-20-2010, 06:53 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Finland (Northern Europe)
Hi.

Quote:
Originally Posted by EddiePlaysBass View Post
Play more solo's and worry less in general ?
Never mind the solos (which I do play), I would just take the worrying less, please.

Regards
Sam
  #14  
Old 01-20-2010, 02:59 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Leuven, Belgium
Send a message via MSN to drteeth
I just might come check you getards out, if nothing else comes up.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPookie View Post
I bludgeon any potential attackers with my enormous e-penis.
Quote:
Originally Posted by XigXag View Post
Hunting wild vegetarians is cruel.
  #15  
Old 01-20-2010, 03:09 PM
StyleOverShow's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Studio City, CA
Send a message via Skype™ to StyleOverShow
Supporting Member
I wonder what the guitards call us, Basstards?

Belgium seems like a happening place. Love the beer.

-richard
__________________
'99 Music Man Sterling, Sparkle Blue, Cremona DB, Mark Bass II, Avatar B410, Eden D212
  #16  
Old 01-20-2010, 03:34 PM
anthowl's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: melbourne victoria australia
Send a message via MSN to anthowl
Supporting Member
i'm guessing Fungus (or Funqus, from the poster) involves you?
__________________
Deet.

Every Block Fits. Every Black Minute.
SansAmp VT-Bass Owners Club #13
Old Basstards Club #19
BAND: http://www.facebook.com/thelesson
SOLO: http://www.myspace.com/anthowl
  #17  
Old 01-20-2010, 08:20 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Montreal, Qc
Send a message via Skype™ to ByahBass
My day = Instantly Made!!!
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:23 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.