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01-23-2013, 04:54 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago | | | I may have a problem Took in a performance of Cirque de Soleil's Zumanity in Vegas on Sunday night. Incredible performance of acrobatics, humor and great music. The band is elevated above the stage with the drummer on a separate balconey and the bassist on his own little stage below the drummer. This particular Cirque's theme is sexuality, so there was lots and lots (and lots) of nudity. About 15 minutes into this assault of lights and sound and imagery, my wife leans over and asks me why I was staring off into the rafters. I told her I was trying to check out the Alembic (an Excel I believe) that the bassist was using...she just rolled her eyes, shook her head and gave my leg a pat.
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Originally Posted by relacey If I were forced to play a bass equal to my talent/ability I'd have a washtub and a stick. And it would probably be a dirty stick. | | 
01-23-2013, 04:57 PM
| | Registered User Endorsing Artist: Fender Basses, Ampeg, Curt Mangan Strings | | Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: South Shore, Massachusetts | | | You should have asked your wife why she was staring at the keyboard player's organ.
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01-23-2013, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Kmonk You should have asked your wife why she was staring at the keyboard player's organ. | +1 | 
01-23-2013, 05:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago | | I would've got another eye roll...or a jab to the ribs. 
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Originally Posted by relacey If I were forced to play a bass equal to my talent/ability I'd have a washtub and a stick. And it would probably be a dirty stick. | | 
01-23-2013, 05:14 PM
| | | | Lololol. I can see my wife and I having the exact same exchange.
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01-23-2013, 05:17 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago | | | Awesome show...I always like to see live musicians instead of anything canned. Don't know who the bassist is, but great chops!
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Originally Posted by relacey If I were forced to play a bass equal to my talent/ability I'd have a washtub and a stick. And it would probably be a dirty stick. | | 
01-23-2013, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Kmonk You should have asked your wife why she was staring at the keyboard player's organ. | LOL...you made my day even better.
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01-23-2013, 07:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rockwall, Texas | | | Saw the same show in Vegas..... did the same thing...... oh bass, oh boobs, oh bass, but boobs...... I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!
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01-24-2013, 08:04 PM
| | | | My wife would ask " what are you lookin at"? To which my reply would be "shhh, watchin the show. | 
01-25-2013, 09:40 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Finland | | | Curiously, my wife wants me to book tickets to Crazy Horse in Paris when we're going later this spring. I will have to collect my eyeballs off the floor before we leave.
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01-25-2013, 10:41 AM
|  | 667 Neighbor of the Beast. | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Houston, TX | | | I would only be concerned if the bassist was playing in the nude with the bass riding high so that you could see his "Alembic"...
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01-25-2013, 10:45 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Greenville, NC USA | | | Fear not Ozon! I too would have to figure out what the guy's bass and rig were before I could concentrate on boobs. But once I did...... My wife would be elbowing me for other reasons.
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01-25-2013, 11:31 AM
| | | | My wife's friend works for Peepshow at the Hard Rock in Vegas. We usually go see him and get comped for the show. Got to see Holly Madison a couple times and numerous other beauties. Great music and show, but no live band. Only time I ever get permission to stare at half naked women and my wife finds the look on my face funny.
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01-25-2013, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by comicbookguy95 Saw the same show in Vegas..... did the same thing...... oh bass, oh boobs, oh bass, but boobs...... I'M SO CONFUSED!!!! | That would be me too :-)
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