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Old 08-08-2007, 03:32 AM
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I played a show about a month ago...

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It was a blues band gig in a bar, fun night.
At the end of one set a pretty gal in her early twenties came up to me...

"Are you Karen's son?"

"yup."

"awww...I used to babysit you."

She then proceeded to rub my shoulders. It was hot. It was only for a second, but woooooo.

...and the that's the most a girl ever did to this 16 year old after a gig.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:37 AM
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Dang. Be grateful for the back rub. When you're 57 like me, you don't WANT your babysitters to hobble up and rub your back. They might hurt themselves trying.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:58 AM
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...and the that's the most a girl ever did to this 16 year old after a gig.
Just wait...it gets better. There's a very good reason many of us became musicians. (other than the music) Patience, young Grasshopper.

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Just wait...it gets better. There's a very good reason many of us became musicians. (other than the music) Patience, young Grasshopper.

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Old 08-09-2007, 07:24 AM
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Ha, that episode was on last night.
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haha, i could stay in this thread just for the todd "sub-plot". haha.
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