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Old 01-27-2010, 01:19 PM
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I superglued my fingers together at practice...

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OK, this was dumb. I was at band and using a borrowed bass with heavy gauge strings. I decided to give myself some calluses with superglue, which a lot of people do.

Shame I glued my index and middle finger together...


Playing bass with your two main fingers glued shut wasn't fun.




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Old 01-27-2010, 01:21 PM
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? what? superglue? what? people do this?
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? what? superglue? what? people do this?
I did. I needed my fingers to remain intact after playing this bass...


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Old 01-27-2010, 01:25 PM
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:26 PM
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Didn't have any...my guitarist somehow managed to prise my fingers back open with a spoon.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:27 PM
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Superglue sets up quickly in an alkaline environment. If you try it again, sprinkle a bit of baking soda on the wet glue, it'll set up almost instantly.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:28 PM
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I've only used superglue when my fingers are literally split open.
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Superglue sets up quickly in an alkaline environment. If you try it again, sprinkle a bit of baking soda on the wet glue, it'll set up almost instantly.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:29 PM
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why wouldn't your fingers be intact after jamming? what am i missing?
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:30 PM
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are your strings barbed wire?
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That was dumb. And an abusiv use of superglue.
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are your strings barbed wire?
No. The bass I was playing was righty, and I normally play lefty (flipping a righty bass).
Due to wrist damage, I had to play 'normal' righty bass and so I had no calluses on my fretting hand,
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That was dumb. And an abusiv use of superglue.
It's not my fault that the only bass I could borrow was a righty.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:35 PM
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you played righty? i think my fretting hand has more calluses anyways. i say just get a bigger amp, turn waaaay up & play a little lighter.

and after a thourough check i do have more calluses on my fretting hand.

i would be a root note chunker if i tried lefty!
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you played righty? i think my fretting hand has more calluses anyways. i say just get a bigger amp, turn waaaay up & play a little lighter.

and after a thourough check i do have more calluses on my fretting hand.

i would be a root note chunker if i tried lefty!

Well that's what I get for not remembering I took my bass home after the last band practice.

Being a lefty sucks...
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My fingers still hurt...
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:39 PM
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i think for me it would be easier to play with the low string at the bottom & switch my scales around than to try to go lefty.
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i think for me it would be easier to play with the low string at the bottom & switch my scales around than to try to go lefty.
I can play either way, but I prefer lefty.


I need a lefty bass.
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