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Old 04-11-2009, 07:10 AM
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I thougt this was pretty funny

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I know it's not a bass, but that's not the point.

Irony is the force that drives the world.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:19 AM
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:33 AM
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[url]Irony is the force that drives the world.
Yes sir, the irony was enough to get me laughing out loud.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:45 AM
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I guess I'll say it....

So......
how would you know?
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:47 AM
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thats freakin funny
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:52 AM
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Love it
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There's a chip in the gouge out of the cracking nitro finish!!! 50% off!

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Old 04-11-2009, 08:14 AM
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:18 AM
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Now THAT'S funny!

Come to think of it...I dated a couple of road worn scratch and dent blondes.
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:23 AM
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haha it comes with a gig bag for shipping

surely if they just chuck it in the back of a van as it is will just add to the "road worn" look? save them a few quid
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:43 AM
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A road worn on scratch and dent sale......Who would have ever thought it?
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:56 AM
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OK, that's the best thing I've seen all week.

Must have been a return so they just call it 'scratch and dent'
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:08 AM
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man, am I dense*.....
took me a minute! hahaha


*dents?
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Maybe somebody sent it back because it wasn't relic'ed enough? Too new-looking?
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Like classic cars or your favorite T-shirt, some things just get cooler with age. That's especially true of electric guitars—they develop an unmistakable mojo over time that makes them look even cooler and feel even more comfortable than when they were brand new. In that regard, the Fender Road Worn '50s Telecaster is a true player.




MAN, I NEEDS me some MOJO !
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:21 AM
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http://guitars.musiciansfriend.com/product?sku=526798X

I know it's not a bass, but that's not the point.

Irony is the force that drives the world.
BULL$*&^ is what makes the world go round!
This advertisement has plenty of it!
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