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Old 11-17-2000, 03:29 PM
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Chicken Salad sandwich on 12 grain bread.

Count'em 12 grains.

It's a brand new one too, none of that vintage CS for me. And I only paid $3.95 for it. What a deal!

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Old 11-17-2000, 04:13 PM
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I went to lunch today and i got a smoked meat.
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Old 11-17-2000, 04:18 PM
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I got a nice MIJ Yakitori Chicken with Olympic White rice!
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Old 11-17-2000, 06:46 PM
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I got a Wendy's classic single w/ cheese value meal, with no onion and a cup of .99 cent chilli.

And a Coke.
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Old 11-17-2000, 07:22 PM
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I got some beautiful, handmade Italian semi hollow Ravioli with inlaid sauce made from genuine USDA choice ground chuck and mother of tomatoes.
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Old 11-18-2000, 02:44 AM
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I...woke up 3 hours after lunch time was over.
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"Aaah"...a sigh of pleasure escapes my lips as I run my fingers over her body. Her perfect, round curves leave me wondering, "How did I end up with her? Why me?"
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Then, without saying a word, I ease my hands down the length of her body, and slowly remove her G string...
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Old 11-19-2000, 11:19 AM
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...a copy of the new 5th edition of the "Penguin Guide to Jazz on CD"! It has over 1600 pages not including the index - so I don't expect I'll ever read every word in it!
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Old 11-24-2000, 10:12 AM
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uh yeah apparently im a pc fascist
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Old 11-24-2000, 10:23 AM
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wow, funny i thought it was that carl thompson tread coming up once again. now there is a thread that will not die

oh and by the way i got up off my but, went to the fridge and had left over turkey for lunch, and i will be eating it for the next week
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