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Old 04-12-2009, 01:38 AM
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I want this shirt...

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That...

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I was given this T-shirt, but have never had the nerve to wear it yet! hahaha

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Old 04-12-2009, 03:08 AM
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^^^ Give it me... I'll wear it
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well i dont know much about the V1, but the V2 ****ing slays dragons.
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Me too! Where's it from?
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Old 04-12-2009, 12:43 PM
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I'd rather have it like this

I'd like it better vise-versa!
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Old 04-12-2009, 12:47 PM
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Me too! Where's it from?
My "Last Chance Saloon" T-shirt was from Meat and Cheese - a web based seller in the UK
http://www.meatandcheese.co.uk/main.htm
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I was given this T-shirt, but have never had the nerve to wear it yet! hahaha

Sorry, but that only vaguely funny 15 years ago when it was a "Big Johnson" shirt and you couldn't go 5 minutes in public without seeing some highschool kid wearing one.
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I'd like it better vise-versa!
that bass better have my MON-ay!
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:49 PM
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Here's one I just made to wear at my subbing gigs.
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Sorry, but that only vaguely funny 15 years ago when it was a "Big Johnson" shirt and you couldn't go 5 minutes in public without seeing some highschool kid wearing one.
nope, still funny.
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I can confirm the validity of that shirt....
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:25 PM
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Here's one I just made to wear at my subbing gigs.
Thats great!
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I can confirm the validity of that shirt....
roflmao!
I'm having that one printed for my girlfriend. That's just awesome!
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Plenty of good ones at CafePress.



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Old 04-24-2009, 04:03 AM
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I'd like it better vise-versa!
HA! thats Fcuking Hilarious.
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I can confirm the validity of that shirt....
So can I!!!!

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I can confirm the validity of that shirt....
Hmmm. What a great promotional item... in more ways than one.
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My wife bought me this one.

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